Shyamglish

The incorrect pronunciation of English, often unclear, misleading, or answering a question with a question.
Shyamglish could include, The night of yesterday. today morning,
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Shyambles

A plan that falls apart before it has even begun usually due to a Shyam
Nothing has been executed on this project, it has been a complete Shyambles
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Wolume

This mis pronunciation of the word volume. This is an example of shyamglish as well as "ellow" & "soiled clothes"
The wolume testing will be done this weekend. We have a high wolume of defects
by Statements August 16, 2011
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