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Floofy canine who howls. They tend to nuzzle more like felines than in the way doggies would, although wolmfs are the ancestors of doggies.
Usually big and handsome.
I'm running with the wolmfs tonight.

Wolmf, wolmf, run free!
Wolmf by Wolmfwalker March 27, 2021

Mr. Woolums 

Very verrrrry large mammoth sissy. This sob stomps around yelling "QUIET PLEASE!", commenting on your shirts and things you wear, gives an excessive amount of homework disguising it as class work or "weekly history", and he gives you lunch detentions because in reality, he just doesn't want to eat alone..
Offspring: "Oh my god the moon is following us!"
Mother: "Don't worry sweetie, that's just a Mr. Woolums."

wolfmother 

An Austrialian stoner rock band consisting of Andrew Stockdale (vocals/guitar), Chris Ross (bass/keyboards), and Myles Heskett (drums)
wolfmother draw many influnces from Led Zeppelin and Black Sabbath
wolfmother by The-Cam May 28, 2006

wolfmother 

An absolutely amazing band. People say they suck ONLY because they're comparing them to such bands as Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, etc... Those bands are all-time classics that are currently out of their league right now. Andrew Stockdale plays guitar and sings, Myles Heskett is the drummer, and Chris Ross bass/keyboard/organ/synthesiser. I have seen them live and they CAN put on one hell of a show.

Don't compare them to other bands like Led Zepp. and Black Sabbath, give 'em 10 years and if they still can't compare to them, you can pat yourself on the back for being right.
Woman, Joker and the Thief, White Unicorn, and Colossal are all great examples of Wolfmother and their music.
Prior to engaging in sexual intercourse (predominantly homosexual), a male will rid himself of his entire pubic hair and keep it within reach during a sexual act. Once the male explodes hot sticky semen all over the face of his sexual partner, he will proceed to throw the remains of his pubic hair in the face of his sexual partner, shouting "WOLFMAN!!!!"
Is that a beard you're growing or did someone WOLFMAN!!! you?

My boyfriend and I had a hot Wolfman sesh last night, and I'm still coughing up hair.
Wolfman by Wolf Man November 29, 2004

mr. woolums 

A dickhead that gives you a lot of homework
Hey you are acting like mr. Woolums
mr. woolums by The cockinator March 30, 2015
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