A rare species of retards they call wooltards they are not as retarded. They are actually pretty cool. You can find them kicking footballs or fucking bitches.
A Dirty, Dready, "Family member" who sniffs cocaine on the regular and fuckin rages all day every day. He/she often acts like a barbarian crossed with a retard crossed with a port-o-potie; the notorious refuge spot for wooktards that are too fucked up. Lastly, a warning to all you non "ragers," don't make the wooktard angry, which is easy to do (talking shit on Disco Biscuits or Widespread Panic), for he will.... probably not do anything (hit the bong again).
Lacking any basic skill or ability to make things out of wood. Poor competence in design and craftsmanship. An individuls state of mind who truly does not understand the concept of measure twice and cut once and generally results in a contractor to repair their repair.
You know Joseph it would be much cheaper building it out of wood. I'm not like you Jeremy I can't just build stuff like that. You forget I'm woodtarded.