wooltard

A rare species of retards they call wooltards they are not as retarded. They are actually pretty cool. You can find them kicking footballs or fucking bitches.

Hey wooltard come here

by Don sucks cock April 2, 2017

woollarding

Paying homage to 80's Top Gear legend William Woollard, you need to look intense with a foot on the bumper, delivering your piece,

Wow, those grey slacks, Hush Puppies and nice leisure jacket, you must be of out for a spot of Woollarding!!!

by pookeymonkey April 18, 2013

Woollard

A name of english descent meaning "Wolf Guardian".

Also, a small historic village on the River Chew in the Chew Valley, Somerset. It is 7 miles from Bristol, 9 from Bath, and 4 from Keynsham.

The buildings in Woollard are beautifully built.

by wolfguardian17 June 26, 2008

wooktard

A Dirty, Dready, "Family member" who sniffs cocaine on the regular and fuckin rages all day every day. He/she often acts like a barbarian crossed with a retard crossed with a port-o-potie; the notorious refuge spot for wooktards that are too fucked up. Lastly, a warning to all you non "ragers," don't make the wooktard angry, which is easy to do (talking shit on Disco Biscuits or Widespread Panic), for he will.... probably not do anything (hit the bong again).

Wookstophe (Wooktard Extraordinaire)

by TeamJuicyTreys April 11, 2011

Woodtarded

Lacking any basic skill or ability to make things out of wood. Poor competence in design and craftsmanship. An individuls state of mind who truly does not understand the concept of measure twice and cut once and generally results in a contractor to repair their repair.

You know Joseph it would be much cheaper building it out of wood. I'm not like you Jeremy I can't just build stuff like that. You forget I'm woodtarded.

by I Am The Ferrett February 16, 2022

Wootard

A drunk person who goes around yelling “ woooooooooooo” down the street around sober people. Usually in New Orleans.

These damn wootards woke me up from my sleep. — Mimi

by Emperor3434 November 13, 2020

Wootarded

An amalgam of the words wootang and retarded. Usually means that something is so cool its retarded

Shit amrita, that's wootarded

by Mrbloop September 28, 2018