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Dylan Woollard 

He is the sexiest beast the best player at rust and has a massive shlong. nothing is wrong with him and he is so cool his massive arms can destroy anything even the girls he beats sam is a yute and ill bang him out (RHYS IS FAT AND MATAS TOO)
dylan woollard is sexy and best rust player 2021
Dylan Woollard by D2TRAPPYONROAD January 8, 2021

woollarding 

Paying homage to 80's Top Gear legend William Woollard, you need to look intense with a foot on the bumper, delivering your piece,
Wow, those grey slacks, Hush Puppies and nice leisure jacket, you must be of out for a spot of Woollarding!!!
woollarding by pookeymonkey April 18, 2013

wollard-out 

worn out, wobbly, stretched, overused, abused, out of round
What do you do when a girls pussy gets wollard out? Answer;Stick a picnic ham in it and pull out the bone.

Dude, I'm feeling a little wollard out today.

I was like seventh in line by the time I got in there it was all wollard-out.

hog waller
wollard-out by mark gonos March 12, 2008
Somebody who looks worn out, misplaced, and not ready to be in a public place
"Jr why you got your hat bill bent-in too much boe, you look straight wollard"
Wollard by SMW,KSF December 14, 2011
Thats one busty woolard
woolard by allwaysright April 6, 2015
A rare species of retards they call wooltards they are not as retarded. They are actually pretty cool. You can find them kicking footballs or fucking bitches.
Hey wooltard come here
wooltard by Don sucks cock April 2, 2017
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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