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The combination of the words weed and booger. A wooger is a chunk of weed that gets in your mouth when smoking joints and blunts. They usually more resin than plant.
Aye bro, you got a wooger on your lip.
wooger by Abriel Ole September 30, 2016
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A marijuana joint.

Most notably used in lyrics by the Beastie Boys and NWA.
I rolled me a wooler as I decided whether to crack open the Brass Monkey or the eight ball.
wooler by Andrew S April 8, 2004
"I love Lucy, she's my woogert."
WOOGERT by womkers February 11, 2023

Chuck Woolery 

A sexual act requiring the insertion of both the index finger and middle finger into the vagina, while inserting the pinkie and ring finger into the anus. In some circles this has been more commonly known as "The Spocker". The moniker used here relates to the catch phrase "We'll be back in two and two". As you are giving the willing recipient "Two and Two".
As commonly used "I've been known to Chuck Woolery a lady every now and again" or "This one girl had been shockered before, so I decided to introduce her to my man Chuck Woolery".

"On my dating game, I pull the Old Chuck Woolery, and I'm guaranteed a second date"
Chuck Woolery by TheycallmeCoxie December 1, 2009

Woolery left Wheel 

A phrase that started out on alt.tv.game-shows in the days when the group wasn't troll infested. Used as a retort towards people who are telling other members old news that they already knew.
Poster 1: Did you know, Regis hosts Millionaire?
Poster 2: Well duh! Woolery left Wheel!
A hideous gangly creature, usually depicted as an emaciated humanoid covered in stripes of assorted colors. It is outfitted with earhorns and a caudal appendage, crooked in posture and personality, hell-bent on being the most kickass piece of tail to hit this side of the broad red barn. Also used to describe person(s) with similar traits, or aspects of 'Woogality/Wooglism'
"Gosh dayum, that's some hot Woogle, johnny."

"The sheer Woogle of it all, it sears my retinas! Shield me with your transforming cyborg pecs, David Hasselhoff!"
Woogle by Some undead guy December 28, 2007