woolery
woolery by destroyer-of-the_pussy March 17, 2015
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woolery • Woolery left Wheel • Chuck Woolery • Sloppy Woolery • Wooleybooger • wooley mammoth • wooler • wollery • Woodlery • woofery
Woolery left Wheel
A phrase that started out on alt.tv.game-shows in the days when the group wasn't troll infested. Used as a retort towards people who are telling other members old news that they already knew.
Woolery left Wheel by John 2006 July 24, 2008
Chuck Woolery
A sexual act requiring the insertion of both the index finger and middle finger into the vagina, while inserting the pinkie and ring finger into the anus. In some circles this has been more commonly known as "The Spocker". The moniker used here relates to the catch phrase "We'll be back in two and two". As you are giving the willing recipient "Two and Two".
As commonly used "I've been known to Chuck Woolery a lady every now and again" or "This one girl had been shockered before, so I decided to introduce her to my man Chuck Woolery".
"On my dating game, I pull the Old Chuck Woolery, and I'm guaranteed a second date"
"On my dating game, I pull the Old Chuck Woolery, and I'm guaranteed a second date"
Chuck Woolery by TheycallmeCoxie December 1, 2009
Sloppy Woolery
the act of putting on thick black rimed glasses
and releasing fecal matter upon them until they overflow on to your partners breasts then licking them off while wearing a cheetah leotard dancing to earth,wind and fire.
first ever attempted sloppy woolery was on his worst trumpet players.
and releasing fecal matter upon them until they overflow on to your partners breasts then licking them off while wearing a cheetah leotard dancing to earth,wind and fire.
first ever attempted sloppy woolery was on his worst trumpet players.
Sloppy Woolery by Big Bubba Love skin August 3, 2008
Chuck Woolery
Dan: I really need to crap. It's my second one and it's only 1:00.
Mark: Way to pull off the Chuck Woolery!
Mark: Way to pull off the Chuck Woolery!
Chuck Woolery by RabbiDan August 27, 2009
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