woodzie

A social gathering with refreshing alcoholic beverages in a heavily wooded area, especialy one under several large trees in a thicket consisting of pine or oak with multiple cold kegs on tap and loud music.

I hear there's a woodzie tonight after the bar.

woodzie by KingMagicMike July 16, 2008

Captain Woodie 

1) Refers to a part which serves no constructive purpose, but desires to lead.
2) Leadership by focusing on why we failed rather than on how we can do better to succeed.
3) Lack of planning, communication, insight, and follow-up. A bad leader who talks a good game but does nothing to achieve the goal then brags about how close we came to success and blames bad luck for the loss.

Captain Woodie came to run the meeting, but only talked about how much he loved being in the Marine Corps. Consequently, nothing got done and no decisions were made. We wasted an afternoon because of the wood!

Everyone was pissed that we’d failed to meet our objective, and then Captain Woodie told us that there were just too many obstacles and we’d have to beat our heads against the wall for a long time before we could expect to win.

We could have been better prepared for the competition, but no one planned any training, or told us anything. After the race, while we were trying to figure out how to get home, a captain woodie came out and told us how we could have won if we’d had just a bit more luck

Captain Woodie by Stan West April 14, 2006

Woodfielding 

The Act of spamming or tricking an unknowing particpant into viewing copius amounts of Dr. Ian Woodfiield's face, from his picture source, that of AQA sociology.

Person 1: Damn, just been Woodfielded, he's all over my computer and coursework, my files are all renamed Woodfield.

Person 2: lol, I was the one Woodfielding you... U MAD?

Woodfielding by packardmaster October 21, 2011

Woodfield 

Among the Top 10 largest malls in North America. Woodfield Mall is located in Schaumburg, IL and is a focal point for activity in the northwestern suburbs of Chicago. It's not just any mall, since most people mention it by name rather than "the mall."

Hey, I'm probably gonna go to Woodfield tonight...you wanna go with?

Woodfield by acb November 15, 2005

sportin' a Woodie

Having an erection, esp. while wearing loose-fitting slacks, creating an amusing tent-like effect.

"Did you see Jim after the meeting today? When he stood up from the table he was really sportin' a Woodie!"

sportin' a Woodie by kBro May 1, 2006

Woozie 

Blind member of the Triad Gang, The Mountain Cloud Boys in the popular video game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. Has some of the best missions in the game.

"I've Come To See Woozie" - CJ

Woozie by Daiz June 25, 2005

woodie 

An erection.

Look at that donkey over there. His woodie is quite magnificent.

woodie by Bungalow Bill February 16, 2002