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woodier

An English or math teacher who likes younger children and has photos of them on their wall. Woodier is a paedophillian name.
“That English teacher is a paedo it must be a woodier.”
by Mr Bo$$ March 28, 2019
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Captain Woodie

1) Refers to a part which serves no constructive purpose, but desires to lead.
2) Leadership by focusing on why we failed rather than on how we can do better to succeed.
3) Lack of planning, communication, insight, and follow-up. A bad leader who talks a good game but does nothing to achieve the goal then brags about how close we came to success and blames bad luck for the loss.
Captain Woodie came to run the meeting, but only talked about how much he loved being in the Marine Corps. Consequently, nothing got done and no decisions were made. We wasted an afternoon because of the wood!

Everyone was pissed that we’d failed to meet our objective, and then Captain Woodie told us that there were just too many obstacles and we’d have to beat our heads against the wall for a long time before we could expect to win.

We could have been better prepared for the competition, but no one planned any training, or told us anything. After the race, while we were trying to figure out how to get home, a captain woodie came out and told us how we could have won if we’d had just a bit more luck
by Stan West April 14, 2006
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wooder ice

"you get your free ritas yesterday? Damn that wooder ice was good!"
by j May 28, 2004
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wooder

The philadelphian's pronounciation of the word water
by Tobi D March 10, 2004
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David Wooderson

The essence of coolness and the man himself. A fiction character played by Matthew McConaughey in "Dazed and Confused."
by andrew thorne grittith June 18, 2009
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woodser

A popular Greek date function or mixer event. Typically involves a bonfire, kegs, and live music. It will usually be held on a farm, a large field, or a clearing in the woods.

Attire may consist of boots, cowboy hats, camo, or any other fratty attire.
I took my sorostitute girlfriend on the Phi Kappa Tau Woodser!
by Fratdaddy99 January 11, 2009
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wooder ice

how people from south jersey and philly say water ice.
Yo mike you goin to Ritas?

yea yo that wooder ice is good.
by soufjerz October 15, 2008
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