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A bushy-haired 40 year-old inmate who routinely steals watches and refuses to sleep on the top bunk in his prison cell.
Joe: Hey, if you don't have the money, why don't you just take it?
Scott: No way. What do you think I am, a Woodsie?
Woodsie by Woodsie Wannabe April 21, 2006
woodsie could kick your ass.
woodsie by stagger lee January 19, 2004
Vocal banger and can't hide excitement.
Really gets behind it , puts his legs into it.
Releases soft grunts, and washes afterwards in a soft milk
I had a real woodsie last night, now I'm out of milk
Woodsie by Enough to Party January 27, 2015
A student at St Mary of the Woods College in Indiana. Generally cult-ish. Very protective of their own. Massive drinking binges ensue on the weekends.
Kayla's such a woodsie.
Woodsie by slytherinwoodsie July 1, 2005
A young girl whos loves playing softball/swimming and will hunt down and attack anyone who utters the word "b*tch" in her presense! Also she constantly will endulgy in hand to hand combat with her best friend and bite eachother.
person a: hey woodsie whats up?

Woodsie: your a mess
Woodsie by guy guy May 1, 2005

Captain Woodie 

1) Refers to a part which serves no constructive purpose, but desires to lead.
2) Leadership by focusing on why we failed rather than on how we can do better to succeed.
3) Lack of planning, communication, insight, and follow-up. A bad leader who talks a good game but does nothing to achieve the goal then brags about how close we came to success and blames bad luck for the loss.
Captain Woodie came to run the meeting, but only talked about how much he loved being in the Marine Corps. Consequently, nothing got done and no decisions were made. We wasted an afternoon because of the wood!

Everyone was pissed that we’d failed to meet our objective, and then Captain Woodie told us that there were just too many obstacles and we’d have to beat our heads against the wall for a long time before we could expect to win.

We could have been better prepared for the competition, but no one planned any training, or told us anything. After the race, while we were trying to figure out how to get home, a captain woodie came out and told us how we could have won if we’d had just a bit more luck
Captain Woodie by Stan West April 14, 2006