Woodgie 

A person who you feel bad for or want to cuddle with. Midgets walking alone on the streets are woodgies, because you want to be jolly with them.

"Look at that fat ass who just spilled ice-cream on his Dora the Explorer shirt. He's all alone."

"Oh, he's such a woodgie."

Woodgie by Brett vH December 15, 2008

woodgie 

The act of wedgie-ing a guy when he has a hard-on.

I just woodgied that bastard!

woodgie by Gummy Bears United May 25, 2010

woodgie 

When something is wrinkled or just not right in some way.

I was trying to sew a pair of pants, but the seam went all woodgie.

woodgie by Nicky-woowoo January 2, 2004

Captain Woodie 

1) Refers to a part which serves no constructive purpose, but desires to lead.
2) Leadership by focusing on why we failed rather than on how we can do better to succeed.
3) Lack of planning, communication, insight, and follow-up. A bad leader who talks a good game but does nothing to achieve the goal then brags about how close we came to success and blames bad luck for the loss.

Captain Woodie came to run the meeting, but only talked about how much he loved being in the Marine Corps. Consequently, nothing got done and no decisions were made. We wasted an afternoon because of the wood!

Everyone was pissed that we’d failed to meet our objective, and then Captain Woodie told us that there were just too many obstacles and we’d have to beat our heads against the wall for a long time before we could expect to win.

We could have been better prepared for the competition, but no one planned any training, or told us anything. After the race, while we were trying to figure out how to get home, a captain woodie came out and told us how we could have won if we’d had just a bit more luck

Captain Woodie by Stan West April 14, 2006

wagga woogie 

A word that can be used to subsitute any word in the english language.

Whats up wagga woogie?

I'm finna go wagga the woogie.

I was talkin to this girl and she was like, wagga woogie. then i was like... wagga woogie.

Where did mike go? Oh he went to wagga woogie land.

wagga woogie by Jaytheyjealous March 13, 2010

Woodfielding 

The Act of spamming or tricking an unknowing particpant into viewing copius amounts of Dr. Ian Woodfiield's face, from his picture source, that of AQA sociology.

Person 1: Damn, just been Woodfielded, he's all over my computer and coursework, my files are all renamed Woodfield.

Person 2: lol, I was the one Woodfielding you... U MAD?

Woodfielding by packardmaster October 21, 2011

Woodfield 

Among the Top 10 largest malls in North America. Woodfield Mall is located in Schaumburg, IL and is a focal point for activity in the northwestern suburbs of Chicago. It's not just any mall, since most people mention it by name rather than "the mall."

Hey, I'm probably gonna go to Woodfield tonight...you wanna go with?

Woodfield by acb November 15, 2005