wondernine 

A high-power, high-capacity 9mm semi-automatic pistol.
The versions with magazines holding more than 10 rounds are now reserved for law enforcement use. They are very popular however with gang criminals, who compensate their sloppy marksmanship with quantitative firepower.

Watch out, these dudes get their wondernines out pretty quickly.

wondernine by Sepex November 14, 2005

Just wondering 

Said to cover up someone's true intentions about a question they just asked; trying to appear nonchalant. Could also mean that it's about to go down.

Justin: "Yo, Brad, how old's your sister?"
Brad: "She's 16, what's it to you, perv?"
Justin: "Dang, man, I was just wondering..."

Just wondering by mattyp1108 September 10, 2011

Wondering Wanker 

A Wondering Wanker is a person who engages in the simple act of flogging the dolphin in a public restroom, department store changing room, or other random public place. Normally the Wondering Wanker is always horny and gives no regard to where he sprays his baby gravy.

Bro 1: Dude, I was dropping a grumpy at the crapper in Best Buy the other day and I think the guy in the next stall was whacking it!

Bro 2: Oh gross, you were sitting next to a Wondering Wanker...

Wondering Wanker by EliteDanTheMan November 19, 2010

wondering willy

a type of marijuana that is brown with a lot of crystals on it its effects when intoxicated tends to make your mind wonder originated in the south west region of Ontario

i smoked some wondering willy last night ...it made me think alot

wondering willy by pullmycard May 25, 2008

wondering what to wear 

When someone is just sitting there doing absolutely nothing, or next to nothing (e.g., doing something so useless they might as well be doing nothing). Just thinkin', wondering what to wear.

*playing Left 4 Dead with a couple of friends and a bot, when suddenly I'm downed*
Bot: *standing over me, doing nothing, and definitely not reviving me*
Me: "Bot, please—what the hell is it doing, man?"
Friend: "He's wondering what to wear."

wondering what to wear by fish_dicks March 1, 2023

wondersie 

A superhero-type person, there can only be ONE wondersie. He is a great leader among people. The type of person who survives on humor. His popularity is beyond belief!

OMG did you just see wondersie? WOW he is so amazing.

wondersie by wondersie December 18, 2012

Stevie Wondering it 

When you're so high, you are just sitting there with your eyes closed.

Hey dude, look at Dave. He's totally Stevie Wondering it.

Stevie Wondering it by Cold pop September 15, 2018