womerns

Multiple womern. Usually complain a lot when their front butt bleeds. If you're lucky you can get a womern to kiss your snake-man.

Get them womerns back to work, we need to harvest their front-butts!

by Cody G. June 12, 2007

womerns

A whole mess of womern

"Womerns find a man sexy who can shoot a gun and sing country and western songs".

by JTB67 July 29, 2007

Womensplaining

“The tendency of some women to mistakenly believe that they automatically know more about any given topic than does a man and who, consequently, proceed to explain to him- correctly or not- things that he already knows.”

"Jessica was womensplaining all night about the politics of the PTA board at school. She has never even been on the board."

by urkmale February 4, 2020

Womensplaining

When a women talks to a male in a way that is typically used in a patronizing or condescending way.

The women was womensplaining to the man, causing him to feel useless.

by Womensplaining is a plague May 22, 2018

WomenSplaining

When a feminist trys to show superiority over someone that disagrees with them.

Usually failing just to get roasted

The feminist was womensplaining to me. Gross.

by Da real Ben shapiro May 18, 2018

Womern

Female of the redneck species

I'm ever womern's dream and ever jealous husband's nightmare, and I don't take no mess"

by JTB67 July 29, 2007

woMensch

WoMensch is a women who is good, and kind, and generous and loving - unconditionally. She is sexy and vibrant, She carries the world on her shoulders, and yes, most definitely, the world is stuffed into a big tan Coach shoulder bag. She also accessorizes. Her favorite accessory being pearls, opera length. She often wears worn-out black knee length Frye boots and jeans, and on occasion - like a bar mitzvah, or film opening - she will wears heels: louboutins, blahniks, prada. She likes sketchers for everyday wear. She gives credit where credit is due, takes no prisoners, is kinder than kind, and prefers plain milk to half & half in her coffee.

She drinks Savnignon Blanc over Chardonnay, and LOVES bowling.
She loves Billy Joel, The Pointer Sisters, Adele, Whitney Houston, the Doobie Brothers (with Michael McDonald) the Rolling Stones, Wilson Phillips, Levon Helm & The Band, Laura Nyro and Bette Midler.
She can be convinced (over a nice wine) to love Janis Joplin, and The Beatles.
She adores George Clooney.

He's a mensch.

She will offer a hand, a shoulder and a couch if needed.

Oh, my God ...she was such a goddess WoMensch! Did you see how she handle that devil-doll, Brianne? She was so calm, and kind, and supportive. "First we eat, then we talk."

She used all her Jew-Zen skills... along with some fabulous hand gestures.

by Bella Lotus May 8, 2013