crypto woke

Woke with an outer veneer of credible rationality. This veneer is in effect a form of cryptography that obfuscates underlying beliefs consistent w/Wokeness.
Cathy Young had me fooled, turns out she is crypto woke af
by UseYourBrain18 December 03, 2021
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Wokesplaining

The process of incoherently spreading irrational and contradictory racial-theories by using hyperbole, whataboutism, and bullying.
Antifa Karen was wokesplaining to a black person that white binary lesbians are the most enlightened force on planet earth before dude straight up smacker her upside her helmet-covered head.
by UseYourBrain18 July 22, 2020
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