wespeak 

Wespeak is a relatively self-explanatory noun that encapsulates the distinct personal lexicon that evolves between close groups of people. Wespeak can be single made-up or embellished words, phrases, inside jokes or references, or extremely long and nonsensical combinations of multiple references only known to the people whence they came. Wespeak typically makes no sense to bystanders, but can sometimes be understood based upon context. The nature of wespeak is such that certain words are associated with the person or people who made them up.

"I was so nervous at that interview I just started blurting things out, like how we always co-purse, and I can never find anything, and she totally stared at me. It was so awkward."

"Oh no! You were rattling off wespeak at a job interview? You really WERE nervous!"

wespeak by Brilliant Monster July 24, 2012

webspeak

The way idiots type over the Internet, doing thngs such as shotening "you" to "u" or "come" to "cum." Also lacks punctuation and capital letters.

omg im so hot and u suk lol

webspeak by anonymous May 25, 2005

webspeak

IN PROPER ENGLISH:

The official language for prepubesent morons. When somebody types,"u r jus a fag so jus jut up foo," contrary to "You're just a homosexual, so shut up fool!" Almost always lacking punctuation/commas. Some outgrow this as late as 16, when in rare cases people outgrow it as early as 11-12, like I have. If you want some better examples, go to www.weeworld.com. There are tons of stupid people there. Simple and easy to type words such as "too" and "you're", are translated into "2" and "ur or yoor."

Actual messege somebody ent me on weeworld:

u got som probs k u gay dog i doent talk to gays ok

Another example:

u the heck r u? and u know wat, freaker? i can send chain mail if i want 2 so stop talking 2 me!


Webspeak is annoying! These are the people that make me feel so inteligent!

webspeak by Misterstix66 March 27, 2009

webspeak

Webspeak: n. - 1. a type of communication used in corrispondance commonly associated with internet gaming. 2. spoken word, where acronyms and abreviations that are commonly used on the internet are sounded out or pronounced orally.

It involves using numbers, symbols, and punctuation marks, combined with certain combonations of other letters, to change the appearance of a certain letter. It also involves the use of numerous acronyms and abreviations, as well as using multiple keyboard functions to make likenesses of the human face to portray emotions.

also called Hax0ring, and the people who do it, Hax0rz.

1. omfgwtfbbqsauce, stfu i totally pwnt u. whatev i r 1337. ^^

2. This game is over, gee gee man, we got pawned hard.

webspeak by Broderick August 31, 2005

As we speak 

(1.) Often said in dramatic moments where the situation was never planned to happen but (2.) can be said in more casual moments

1. Flight 498 has had an engine fire and is heading to the nearest airport to make an emergency landing as we speak

2. I can see the delivery driver is en-route as we speak so you should have your food within the next 5 minutes

As we speak by Jack Spank9049 December 24, 2022