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Official Wokesperson 

The face of an institution, corporation, etc , whose job it is to stand before the press and convey an image of irreproachable political correctness.
"Here at Enlightenment Worldwide, LLC, there is not one single straight, white, male on our staff", said the Official Wokesperson, who indeed seemed oddly indeterminate as to gender and ethnicity. "Further, I apologize for my English, as it is not my first language but my seventh."

wikiperson

A person who changes their opinion based on surrounding conditions, or to go along with the group and make themselves look better
Student 1: I really disagreed with this author.

Professor: Really? I thought he had good ideas.

Student 1: Oh yeah, those ideas. I totally liked those.

Student 2: Wow, what a wikiperson.
wikiperson by BriPip October 7, 2009

wokesperson 

A person who considers himself/herself woke and readily spouts wokeish statements, especially on social media, on behalf of the entire "woke community".
He got triggered when he saw the class had only white students, and ranted about it on Facebook. A fine specimen of a wokesperson.
wokesperson by yhuman January 6, 2020

woke person

Racist: 'colored people should be segregated'
Woke person: 'yes, people of color must be segregated'

Wokesperson 

(Noun) A blatantly unqualified person installed in a public office or occupation in nepotic fashion; exercising despotic control of agendas and narratives.
You're kidding me! How did he win an Emmy? Well; simply, he's a wokesperson!
Wokesperson by Xonatan Vegareal March 16, 2022

Woke person

A thing that doesn't deserve life or to be defined by any means which is something I am defiling to bring you this definition.
-I just saw a woke person. It was disgusting.
-Damn, did it have the little autistic badge and retarded stripey socks?
-yeah.

-disgusting.
Woke person by Diccshonawry October 4, 2023