wokaholic

Chinese guy who typically works in his own Chinese food business 18 hours a day, 6 (or 7) days a week.

Gee, that Farty Dragon takeaway is always open, and it is always the same guy there, doing both kitchen and counter all day, all days, all by himself. He is a wokaholic!

by viscaelpaviscaelvi January 14, 2020

Wikiholic

A person whos addicted to wikipedia and does things like wikihops

Tom: "Whats takin Greg so long"

Tim: "He's probly on wikipedia he's such a wikiholic"

by TBOJR February 10, 2010

workaholic

A person who is addicted to working, to the point where their life consists only of work and sleep. They have very few friends, if any, and some rarely see their own families.
Workaholics often suffer from fatigue, sleeping disorders, stress and stress-related ailments, and some eventually work themselves to death. Workaholics are a common sight in some East Asian countries, but are less prevalent in North America and even less in Europe.

Jimmy neglects his family so he can spend more time working, he's a workaholic.

by captainfugu December 30, 2008

workaholic boss

A boss who is addicted to work and expects his employees to work as hard as he does.

I have a workaholic boss, he calls me even when he is on vacation!

by Rêveur January 11, 2009

pokaholic

Someone addicted to Texas Hold'em Poker. This person will drive long distances for a good poker game and will keep a spreadsheet of their overall wins and losses. This person will also watch the World Series of Poker on ESPN - even watching re-runs when they already know what is going to happen. They probably also have the special Tommy Bahama shirt with the playing cards on the back of it. They will send text messages to their other pokaholic friends such as "I'm all in !", "I call", "I raise", "I took you out last night", "I'm taking you out tonight", and "Loser!!!". They have their own special token they use to place on top of their chips during poker play and have a special set of sunglasses to wear while playing poker.

Dude 1: Hey, let's get JP to go out to eat with us!
Dude 2: No way man, it's Tuesday night, that pokaholic has a standing game every Tuesday.

by oibeachnc December 15, 2008

wankaholic

a dude or dudette addicted to masturbation

Jeff is such a wankaholic that he spends every evening at the adult bookstore.

by chuck March 26, 2005

Workaholics

A Comedy Central show that first aired in early April of 2011 and is absolutely hilarious. It follows three friends living and working together after college. Blake Anderson, Adam DeVine and Anders Holm star in this scripted comedy where they spend their days selling time shares and their nights partying. Even though college ended, the fun hasn't.

Kevin: Dude it's Wednesday, guess what's on tonight. New episode of Workaholics!!
Devin: That show is so funny man, cannot wait.

by mermaidcat May 17, 2011