wineaholic

A woman that drinks ungodly amounts of wine, and shares sarcastic and vain videos and memes online about drinking wine. When absolutely trashed on the stuff prefers to complain about everything and blame their exes for the alcoholism.

Guy 1: Hey man is Ashley single?

Guy 2: Yeah, but she's a wineaholic, don't go near her!!

Guy 3: Thanks dude for the heads up.

by marlonBrawnd0 May 21, 2017

wankaholic

a dude or dudette addicted to masturbation

Jeff is such a wankaholic that he spends every evening at the adult bookstore.

by chuck March 26, 2005

wokeaholic

(Noun). A person so consumed with being woke that they cannot make it through a single day without demonstrating how woke they are; often to the detriment of personal and professional relationships.

The wokeaholics were so outraged at the lack of diversity that they immediately demanded that additional roles be created in Hamlet to include a trans-Asian polar bear and a 7 legged bi-curious octopus named Pat.

by DoctorToxicityTheGreat March 2, 2021

Vineaholic

A Vineaholic is someone that is constantly on Vine.

Friend-Hey, what are you doing?
Me-I'm on Vine
Friend-Dude, your a Vineaholic.

by mybookworld February 24, 2015

wineoholic

someone who likes the taste of wine a bit to much.

Sarah's opening another bottle of wine, god she's such a wineoholic

by mags95 June 25, 2017

Wikiaholic

Someone addicted to either reading, or editing wikia articles.

Tom is a wikiaholic, he reads various wikia articles around 20 times a day.

by XxxBroxxX January 24, 2010

wankaholic

A person, usually an American but can be any nationality aside from British, who is addicted to using British terms, phrases, and idioms. In addition, the wankaholic often misuses the British expressions he believes he is using correctly. The term is a combination of the words, "wanker," a derogatory British expression, and "alcoholic," a person who is addicted to alcohol.

American: That movie was bloody good!
Brit: "Bloody good?" What are you, a wankaholic?

Brit #1: My American friend Milo is a real wankaholic.
Brit #2: What makes you say that?
Brit #1: Every time he sees someone he doesn't like, he calls them a "wanker."

by Like, An Actual Linguist May 5, 2018