(Noun). A person so consumed with being woke that they cannot make it through a single day without demonstrating how woke they are; often to the detriment of personal and professional relationships.
The wokeaholics were so outraged at the lack of diversity that they immediately demanded that additional roles be created in Hamlet to include a trans-Asian polar bear and a 7 legged bi-curious octopus named Pat.
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A woman that drinks ungodly amounts of wine, and shares sarcastic and vain videos and memes online about drinking wine. When absolutely trashed on the stuff prefers to complain about everything and blame their exes for the alcoholism.
Chinese guy who typically works in his own Chinese foodbusiness 18 hours a day, 6 (or 7) days a week.
Gee, that Farty Dragon takeaway is always open, and it is always the same guy there, doing both kitchen and counter all day, all days, all by himself. He is a wokaholic!
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.