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Wokeaphobic

wokeaphobic
adj., Descriptive of one exhibiting a condition known as Wokeaphobia:

1. (From woke, meaning "awake", and phobe, meaning fear), adj. Realizing that too much awareness, too much "wokeness" leads to a decline in awareness which creates the opposite of the intended result. Possibly related to Ilithiophobia.

2. An awareness, and aversion, to individuals who are self centered, and who believe that their opinion is the only one that matters while any counter opinion makes you racist, stupid, a bigot, ect. Ironic since it's actually the opposite, the woke person's view of others is actually a self reflection.

N. form: wokeaphobe.
1. Many people call out stupidity in politics and social interactions due to the fact that they're wokeaphobic.

2. "You didn't vote for the person that I wanted to win the election! You're wokeaphobic!"

3. "How dare you use a male pronoun! I recently decided to start identifying as non-binary. You're wokeaphobic!"

4. "I am so tired of politics being about yes or no, left or right, up or down, black or white. I just want equality, fairness, and to end corruption. I guess I am wokeaphobic."
Wokeaphobic by DP_Forever October 4, 2022
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wokeaholic 

(Noun). A person so consumed with being woke that they cannot make it through a single day without demonstrating how woke they are; often to the detriment of personal and professional relationships.
The wokeaholics were so outraged at the lack of diversity that they immediately demanded that additional roles be created in Hamlet to include a trans-Asian polar bear and a 7 legged bi-curious octopus named Pat.

Wakeaphobia 

When you can wake up fine over the weekend, but can't for school, no matter how early you go to sleep.
"I don't get it! I can't wake up for school, but I can wake up fine at 4 in the morning on the weekend!" "Oh, you have wakeaphobia."
Wakeaphobia by BadSanta December 24, 2014

wokephobia 

A person who is scared to discuss, comment, or approach a conversation with a person who is woke. Personal opinion may not match theirs leading to being video taped and put on the internet.
I was looking forward to doing that important interview, but then my wokephobia started to kick in. What if we don’t agree on something.
wokephobia by Dirttymike_6969 October 18, 2022

whoreaphobic 

Noun; A person who detests whores, sluts, hoebags, and even manwhores.
"Ew she makes me whoreaphobic, why is she sleeping with everyones boyfriend?"

Wokaphobic 

People that are passive and judgmental over wok people
Jim is wokaphobic with people that are wok because he judges harshly and is afraid for others agenda.
Wokaphobic by Qfind October 13, 2023

womenphobic 

MAMA (Mnet Asian Music Awards).
Why aren't ITZY at mama?
Because they are womenphobic.
womenphobic by httpyeji December 6, 2020
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