witan 

Where is that at now

Josh: Look at this watch i used to have

Y/n: Witan 😹?
Josh: Shut up i got it stolen
Y/n: Do better gang

witan by jxlr364 June 16, 2022

Fauchovah's Witness 

A member of the Covidian sect of cultish apologists who fervently adhere to the teachings and mandates of the one and only true Fauchovah.

"Do NOT confuse Fauchovah's Witnesses with JWs."

"One is the sole religion of the only true god & the other is Jehovah's Witnesses!"

Fauchovah's Witness by Logical Empiricist Stoic September 11, 2023

Witness Protection

A thing that Michael Townley(now Michael De Santa) was not in

"Michael was in witness protection"

WITNESS PROTECTION FOR WHAT!? NOBODY WAS CONVICTED OF ANYTHING

Witness Protection by Pigeon_builder June 24, 2021

WITAF 

Short for What In The Actual Fuck

WITAF do you think you’re doing with my dads tide pods?

WITAF by yourunclesdeadcat June 3, 2018

haruto watanabe 

haruto watanabe, bestest boy ever with ethereal visuals and attractive low tone rapper

has the ultimate adorable smile; a living angel and a dainty person of art

haruto watanabe best boy

haruto watanabe by lesyeuxharuto January 6, 2021

Witness Protection For What 

A wise thing some small streamer dude called viper dark or some shit like that said

Person 1: Witness protection for what?!?
Person 2: No one was convicted of anything!!!

Witness Protection For What by witnessprotectionforwhat April 14, 2022

Wiganed 

Wiganed. (verb) - To do fuck all for a prolonged period before being saved by temporary brilliance. Comes from the football team Wigan Athletic F.C being shit all season until they really needed a win and beat Man Utd, Arsenal and Newcastle.

"I didn't study but I Wiganed that exam"

Wiganed by Bastboost October 1, 2012