Definitions by yourunclesdeadcat

Silja 

Best at maths in the world

"You're being a total Silja dude, I can't even multiply!"

Silja by yourunclesdeadcat April 3, 2019

Yesper 

An exclamation meaning yes, used only by dads and people desperately seeking attention.

"You still up for the picnic later?"
"YESPER! U bet!"
"Cool, little agressive, but cool."

Yesper by yourunclesdeadcat April 3, 2019

Dinner-stares 

The stares which a person will send another because they're chewing loudly. The response may be defensive and mean, or apologising and ashamed.

"Did you see Cindy sending her dad really agressive dinner-stares at lunch?

Dinner-stares by yourunclesdeadcat June 14, 2018

Friend-shading 

The act of talking about and shading one of your closest friends to someone else. Most probably because they've gotten on your nerves, or are acting stupid.

"Sorry to be friend-shading, but Lilly was such a bitch this yesterday

Friend-shading by yourunclesdeadcat June 13, 2018

Friend-shading 

The act of shading or talking badly about a close friend, to someone else. Most probably because they're acting stupid.

"Not to be friend-shading, but Lilly was a total bitch yesterday."

Friend-shading by yourunclesdeadcat June 13, 2018

WITAF 

Short for What In The Actual Fuck

WITAF do you think you’re doing with my dads tide pods?

WITAF by yourunclesdeadcat June 3, 2018