7 definitions by witnessprotectionforwhat

When someone says something like their grades but only says it broadly and when someone else asks for more specific details they say they do not want to tell and when someone gets angry at them for pointing it out if they aren't gonna tell more specific details they start to ramble and usually say something like "Why can’t I say I got so bad? I can’t talk in this chat?"
Macusrant dude: I got such bad grades
Random dude 1: well r u gonna tell us?
Macusrant dude: No
Random dude 2: then dont say anything if u're not gonna tell. why tf say "i got such bad grades" in the first place?
Random dude 1: ye
Macusrant dude: Why can’t I say I got such bad grades? I can’t talk in this chat? If I’m not allowed to speak, what is the chat for
Random dude: your such a muhfucking macusrant pussy ass bitch
by witnessprotectionforwhat April 13, 2022
A wise thing some small streamer dude called viper dark or some shit like that said
Person 1: Witness protection for what?!?
Person 2: No one was convicted of anything!!!
by witnessprotectionforwhat April 14, 2022
epic chad from gta and yeah hes cool ok what do i say now im just gonna give u the wiki definition: David "Dave" Norton is a character in the Grand Theft Auto series, appearing as a central character and deuteragonist to Michael De Santa in Grand Theft Auto V. Norton is a corrupt FIB agent, working under Steve Haines.
*jumps out of blimp*
DarkViperAU: Davey! How ya doin'?
Davey: 'bout as good as can be expected.
by witnessprotectionforwhat April 17, 2022
An acronym that stands for "Lots of love", commonly used in sad events.
Person 1: Oof, grandma just died :(
Person 2: lol
by witnessprotectionforwhat April 14, 2022
A commonly-used internet acronym/slang that stands for "Mom I'd Like to Fly". This is an inspirational acronym commonly compared to "Dream Big"
Son: MILF
Mother: Sure honey!
by witnessprotectionforwhat April 14, 2022
ligma nuts haha goteem so funny right guys you are laughing right uh no only me ok uh yeah goteem haha haha am I right ahhahaahha
bob: dude i almost thought i got ligma yesterday
robert: whats ligma
bob: LIGMA NUTS AHHAHAHAH GOTEEEM LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OR WHATEVER WE GOT THEM MUSIC STARTS PLAYING WHATEVER HAHAHAHHAHAAH IM SO FUNNY MY MOM CAN ATTEST
robert: ...
by witnessprotectionforwhat April 14, 2022
A legendary rapper who will never be forgotten. He died from ODing on drugs. Life is a bitch - 999 forever
Person 1: Homie, have you heard of Juice WRLD?
Person 2: Yeah my guy, he was a legendary rapper
Person 1: So sad he had to pass away so soon, he had so much ahead of him
Person 2: Yeah homie, life is a blessing and a curse, shit hits like a muhfucker sometimes ya know what I mean?
Person 1: Mhm. RIP Juice WRLD dawg, 999
Person 2: 999 forever, legends never die
by witnessprotectionforwhat April 14, 2022