Definitions by witnessprotectionforwhat
Davey
epic chad from gta and yeah hes cool ok what do i say now im just gonna give u the wiki definition: David "Dave" Norton is a character in the Grand Theft Auto series, appearing as a central character and deuteragonist to Michael De Santa in Grand Theft Auto V. Norton is a corrupt FIB agent, working under Steve Haines.
Davey by witnessprotectionforwhat April 17, 2022
MILF
A commonly-used internet acronym/slang that stands for "Mom I'd Like to Fly". This is an inspirational acronym commonly compared to "Dream Big"
MILF by witnessprotectionforwhat April 14, 2022
ligma
ligma nuts haha goteem so funny right guys you are laughing right uh no only me ok uh yeah goteem haha haha am I right ahhahaahha
bob: dude i almost thought i got ligma yesterday
robert: whats ligma
bob: LIGMA NUTS AHHAHAHAH GOTEEEM LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OR WHATEVER WE GOT THEM MUSIC STARTS PLAYING WHATEVER HAHAHAHHAHAAH IM SO FUNNY MY MOM CAN ATTEST
robert: ...
robert: whats ligma
bob: LIGMA NUTS AHHAHAHAH GOTEEEM LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OR WHATEVER WE GOT THEM MUSIC STARTS PLAYING WHATEVER HAHAHAHHAHAAH IM SO FUNNY MY MOM CAN ATTEST
robert: ...
ligma by witnessprotectionforwhat April 14, 2022
lol
lol by witnessprotectionforwhat April 14, 2022
Juice WRLD
A legendary rapper who will never be forgotten. He died from ODing on drugs. Life is a bitch - 999 forever
Person 1: Homie, have you heard of Juice WRLD?
Person 2: Yeah my guy, he was a legendary rapper
Person 1: So sad he had to pass away so soon, he had so much ahead of him
Person 2: Yeah homie, life is a blessing and a curse, shit hits like a muhfucker sometimes ya know what I mean?
Person 1: Mhm. RIP Juice WRLD dawg, 999
Person 2: 999 forever, legends never die
Person 2: Yeah my guy, he was a legendary rapper
Person 1: So sad he had to pass away so soon, he had so much ahead of him
Person 2: Yeah homie, life is a blessing and a curse, shit hits like a muhfucker sometimes ya know what I mean?
Person 1: Mhm. RIP Juice WRLD dawg, 999
Person 2: 999 forever, legends never die
Juice WRLD by witnessprotectionforwhat April 14, 2022
Witness Protection For What
Witness Protection For What by witnessprotectionforwhat April 14, 2022
Macusrant
When someone says something like their grades but only says it broadly and when someone else asks for more specific details they say they do not want to tell and when someone gets angry at them for pointing it out if they aren't gonna tell more specific details they start to ramble and usually say something like "Why can’t I say I got so bad? I can’t talk in this chat?"
Macusrant dude: I got such bad grades
Random dude 1: well r u gonna tell us?
Macusrant dude: No
Random dude 2: then dont say anything if u're not gonna tell. why tf say "i got such bad grades" in the first place?
Random dude 1: ye
Macusrant dude: Why can’t I say I got such bad grades? I can’t talk in this chat? If I’m not allowed to speak, what is the chat for
Random dude: your such a muhfucking macusrant pussy ass bitch
Random dude 1: well r u gonna tell us?
Macusrant dude: No
Random dude 2: then dont say anything if u're not gonna tell. why tf say "i got such bad grades" in the first place?
Random dude 1: ye
Macusrant dude: Why can’t I say I got such bad grades? I can’t talk in this chat? If I’m not allowed to speak, what is the chat for
Random dude: your such a muhfucking macusrant pussy ass bitch
Macusrant by witnessprotectionforwhat April 13, 2022