a person who lives in wigan and has done all their lives.
is more hard and aware of things that are going on that most people.
usually wearing jeans and rockports and a stone island jacket going watching the latics and fighting afterwards. or going watching the rugby and eating pies.
they generally think they rule the north west, which they have good reasons to beleive.
A random walking round as if they have shit themselves or have a pole up there arse, wit a cig in one hand and 20 rings on the other. Bright colourful socks wit big brown rockports. A fred perry jumper wit stripes and a burberry hat and scarf. Big necklaces round there necks and likes to say:
ney, reet, pies, stupid bitch, im pregnant or iv shagged him n him n him n him
A random walking round as if they have shit themselves or have a pole up there arse, wit a cig in one hand and 20 rings on the other. Bright colourufl socks wit big brown rockports. A fred perry jumper wit stripes and a burberry hat and scarf. Big necklaces round there necks and likes to say:
ney, reet, pies, stupid bitch, im pregnant or iv shagged him n him n him n him
Wiganed. (verb) - To do fuck all for a prolonged period before being saved by temporary brilliance. Comes from the football team Wigan Athletic F.C being shit all season until they really needed a win and beat Man Utd, Arsenal and Newcastle.
A drunk racist criminal prick who lives on welfare and fake disability. Claims to be a PATRIOT, but only scams the system to his benefit. Women beater! Hasn’t worked in decades.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!