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Witanowski

An ovulating Polish man with a receding hairline that has a crippling fear of IT men. Witanowski's are cool dudes, as they love to show up dramatically wearing sunglasses in their X-trail whilst blasting the rap part from Streets by Doja Cat.
When I saw the Witanowski, I wanted to watch Mike Wasowski
by Baldpa April 6, 2022
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