Witanowski

An ovulating Polish man with a receding hairline that has a crippling fear of IT men. Witanowski's are cool dudes, as they love to show up dramatically wearing sunglasses in their X-trail whilst blasting the rap part from Streets by Doja Cat.

When I saw the Witanowski, I wanted to watch Mike Wasowski

Witanowski by Baldpa April 6, 2022

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wiatrowski

a male who is an asshole; to not treat women well

My ex is so a wiatrowski!

wiatrowski by marathonmaxie May 4, 2008

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Witanowski • wiatrowski • witkowski • Tyler Witkowski • amanda witkowski

witkowski

Witkowski means that the one girl in class is an emotional piece of trash.

Addie is a weird witkowski

witkowski by Addie witt November 9, 2017

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amanda witkowski

Sexy beast

She is such an amanda witkowski I️n bed

amanda witkowski by Aleeda February 2, 2018

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Tyler Witkowski

Big baller certified killer

Y’all here Tyler Witkowski be killin shit

Tyler Witkowski by BigGDN June 28, 2022

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Tyler Witkowski

Will steal your girl
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Did you hear Cally is so ugly he can't keep Tyler Witkowski away from his girl.

Tyler Witkowski by -Xxxpussyslaya.cum June 28, 2022

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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