wishery 

the rules of wishery

what wishes are bound to
1 no wishing for more wishes don't be a selfish prick
2 don't wish to get a gf/bf try talking to people
3 don't wish for riches like come on dude try going to get a job
4 don't wish for your life to end it kind of goes without saying people need you
5 don't wish for the rules of wishery to go away it wont work were not pushovers

"if I had three wishes id wish for more wishes"
"you cant that's against the rules of wishery

wishery by TheVampireLeadingMasterRater December 23, 2016

Well-wisher 

As defined by Moe, a person who doesn't wish another person any specific harm.

"I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm." -Moe

Well-wisher by Johnny Rocketfingers December 1, 2003

Indian Wisher 

To have regret about a wish that was made.

Your biggest wish was to get married but now you regret ever making that decision. You're an Indian Wisher.

Indian Wisher by Lulie J. April 8, 2010

Shit wisher 

Someone anxious for a cleavland steamer to drop.

Sweet shitface Suzi is such a shit wisher when I`m constipated.

Shit wisher by Papacoon January 8, 2009

emo wisher 

Someone who really tries to be "emo" but all the emo kids hate him for being such an imature, wannabe twat. He doesnt understand emo at all and acts goth because he thinks thats what emo is. He is all Oh I hate my life because my parents split up oh how it sucks I better listen to the same band over and over again (Often easy listening bands like Coheed & Cambria or Death Cab For Cutie)

He buys whatever the emo kids buy, about a week later, and is constantly searching EMO on google to try and find out what he is getting into. He takes the stereotypes for truth, making the emo kids hate him even more. He will say he likes a band when he has only heard one of their songs, or even if he has never heard of them, for example
Joe Emo: I love thursday
Emo Wisher: Yeh they are cool (note to self, listen to thursday)

He lives primarily in a huge house and is very stuck up, but calls everyone else snobs. He will call everyone else names like "Wannabe" or "Poser" when he is really them.

He copies everything one particular emo that he has trust in does, he copies the things the emo wears, listens to, signs up for, says and just the way he/she acts.

Nobody, again, nobody likes Emo Wishers. They just pretend to so not to hurt his feelings.

Emo Wisher - Hi guys
Emo Kids - Oh Hi, um, Drake is it?
Emo Wisher - Nooo, my names Edd.
Emo Kids - Oooh. Sorry. *Coughs*
Emo Wisher - Look I bought a The Used CD!
Emo Kids - Oh. Cool I guess, but Panic! At the Disco are in now...
Emo Wisher - Yeh they rock! (Note to self, buy Panic! A.T.D.)
Emo Kids - *Cough* Wisher *Cough* *Group Laughing*
Emo Wisher - Huh?

emo wisher by Jacob Elland January 7, 2006

wisher 

someone who wishes

"yo nigga. is Jianna a wisher?"
"yeah. she wishes every night, man."

wisher by pussylover37 November 14, 2016

Fisher Wisher 

Shoving a fish in your partners mouth then slamming your erect penis into their earlobes

I gave my girl the ol fisher wisher yesterday. She was so pissed

Fisher Wisher by Adam R132 May 9, 2011