wisery 

If we know the noun for wise is "wisdom", we also need a noun for something wise, discreet and strangely effective. This kind of wizardry has been polished for years, it's wisery.

Mary stayed calm amid worst chaos, yesterday. Seeing to finesse in the middle of all this, it's wisery!

wisery by French Toolbox January 14, 2018

Wisey

Wisey is the shortened/ nickname for wiseborn, wisdom and many other names. The nickname wisey is reserved for people who have a calm demeanour as the name suggest. They are usually the ones that people rely on in tough situations to come up with a plan. Although they can be seen as dry and monotone people, their name acts as a window to another side which they rarely show. This side of theirs is their kind and adorable side. Overall they are just good people and should be cherished as you don't see somebody as perfect and loveable as them every day.

"Hey Wisey get over here"
"Let me introduce you to my guy Wisey"
"I would totally choose wisey"
"Most people can just be assholes but Wisey is the exception"

Wisey by A rural place July 20, 2021

Dingleberry Winery 

When you sit on the toilet so long, the water turns into steam and condenses on your ass.

That was one massive dingleberry winery, I had to wipe both cheeks.

That dump was so massive, you turned that bathroom into a dingleberry winery.

Dingleberry Winery by Angrylolrus November 3, 2010

Wiserless 

A person that contributes absolutely nothing to an organization and is completely worthless in everything he does. Usually this person is named Steve and works in the field of Asset Protection.

Everyone knows how much a Wiserless Steve is. No one respects him in the field and everyone just laughs at him behind his back. Even his boss Mr. Oregano knows he's the biggest Wiserless.

Wiserless by Sheepdog71 January 9, 2019

wisers 

1. god almighty's own piss.
2. canadians make the best whisky.

dude 1: man, whatd you do last night?

dude 2: got a 40 oz. of wisers, and tapped your sister in all her orifices.

dude 1: man i heard nothing after you said wisers.

dude 2: yeah its godly, lets go pitch on a 40 right now and i can tell you the details

dude 1: awsome!

wisers by shelmet May 26, 2009

There's wiser eating grass 

A reply to someone when they have done something foolish (i.e. there are wiser things than you, that eat grass).

Person 1: I jumped off the hotel balcony into the swimming pool.

Person 2: There's wiser eating grass.

There's wiser eating grass by Grass-eater August 26, 2022

wisely 

An older guy who pretends he knows-it-all but you realize he dont know shit. All mouth. Example: Fat IT guy at work who fucks up your 'puter so you cant get on YouTube.

{whistle} yo, wisely, you fucked up the innernet. I ought to chiff yo tin ass.

wisely by Manfred "/Bloomfield" Gabriel September 7, 2006