A short Asian girl who can be white yet Asian. Has an Asian accent. Usually speaks Chinese and tries to one up tall guys. Has lots of pimples and freckles usually.
The curious act of picking up a (wine)glass, checking the contents, holding it up to the light and studying the rim to determine if it is your (wine)glass.
Belinda: I am so fucked up, I can't even find my drink!
Farstow: Yea, that and your memory sucks too. Do a little CSI winescene and match up that fugly lipstick your wearin'.
Derogatory term used to describe a frigid or prudish spouse or ex-spouse.
I can't come to worktoday. I have to go to court with the wifecicle. She's taken everything. All I really want is to have my dick taken out of moth balls."
Whineicle is a genre of writing that exclusively makes use of uninformed and incredibly subjective negative opinions on aspects of life that otherwise don’t deserve the author’s disappointment.