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wifecicle 

Derogatory term used to describe a frigid or prudish spouse or ex-spouse.
I can't come to work today. I have to go to court with the wifecicle. She's taken everything. All I really want is to have my dick taken out of moth balls."
wifecicle by greenhedonist May 4, 2007
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Wifecicle 

When your wife is cold, she turns into a wifecicle.
Honey, please turn up the thermostat - I'm turning into a wifecicle
Wifecicle by somethingmild October 19, 2010
Term of indearment given to your wife and used by a husband during their marriage. Describes a loving relationship of fun. Because, you can ride them like a Bicycle, or lick them like a Popcycle.
Paul, let me introduce you to my Wifecycle, Bonnie.
Wifecycle by Mr J Johnston November 6, 2012

Wipecycle 

The act of wiping your ass so many times in one sitting after using the toilet, and shit still keeps showing up on the toilet paper.
Sorry I used all of your toilet paper, I had a bad case of Wipecycle.
Wipecycle by Dangoh February 26, 2013

winesicle 

a type of ice pop made from wine.
"Hey Carly, want a winesicle?"
"This winesicle is so delicious, it's honestly amazing!"
winesicle by Alicia Murdox January 27, 2011

Wizzcicle 

What pee turns into outside in the cold. A piss icicle.
I regret peeing in the woods because it turned into a wizzcicle.
Wizzcicle by VioletThePurple February 25, 2023

wifecucker 

A man who has sex with another man’s wife. He lives by a code where he will not sleep with another man’s wife if he is friends with that other man. Secretly a 50 shades of gray and has BDE
Ryan is a wifecucker. N*gga went HAM on this dude’s wife all night, 50 shades of grey shit.
wifecucker by wifecucker August 13, 2024
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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