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wifecicle 

Derogatory term used to describe a frigid or prudish spouse or ex-spouse.
I can't come to work today. I have to go to court with the wifecicle. She's taken everything. All I really want is to have my dick taken out of moth balls."
wifecicle by greenhedonist May 4, 2007
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Wifecicle 

When your wife is cold, she turns into a wifecicle.
Honey, please turn up the thermostat - I'm turning into a wifecicle
Wifecicle by somethingmild October 19, 2010
Term of indearment given to your wife and used by a husband during their marriage. Describes a loving relationship of fun. Because, you can ride them like a Bicycle, or lick them like a Popcycle.
Paul, let me introduce you to my Wifecycle, Bonnie.
Wifecycle by Mr J Johnston November 6, 2012

Wipecycle 

The act of wiping your ass so many times in one sitting after using the toilet, and shit still keeps showing up on the toilet paper.
Sorry I used all of your toilet paper, I had a bad case of Wipecycle.
Wipecycle by Dangoh February 26, 2013

winesicle 

a type of ice pop made from wine.
"Hey Carly, want a winesicle?"
"This winesicle is so delicious, it's honestly amazing!"
winesicle by Alicia Murdox January 27, 2011

Wizzcicle 

What pee turns into outside in the cold. A piss icicle.
I regret peeing in the woods because it turned into a wizzcicle.
Wizzcicle by VioletThePurple February 25, 2023

wifecucker 

A man who has sex with another man’s wife. He lives by a code where he will not sleep with another man’s wife if he is friends with that other man. Secretly a 50 shades of gray and has BDE
Ryan is a wifecucker. N*gga went HAM on this dude’s wife all night, 50 shades of grey shit.
wifecucker by wifecucker August 13, 2024
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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