2 definitions by faralta

CSI winescene

The curious act of picking up a (wine)glass, checking the contents, holding it up to the light and studying the rim to determine if it is your (wine)glass.

Belinda: I am so fucked up, I can't even find my drink!

Farstow: Yea, that and your memory sucks too. Do a little CSI winescene and match up that fugly lipstick your wearin'.

by faralta September 23, 2006

asta la Visa

When your credit cards are cancelled due to late payments and overspending.

Hey Remelda, Citibank's on the phone again - dey say it's asta la Visa for you baby!

by faralta December 24, 2007