asta la Visa

When your credit cards are cancelled due to late payments and overspending.
Hey Remelda, Citibank's on the phone again - dey say it's asta la Visa for you baby!
by faralta December 24, 2007
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CSI winescene

The curious act of picking up a (wine)glass, checking the contents, holding it up to the light and studying the rim to determine if it is your (wine)glass.
Belinda: I am so fucked up, I can't even find my drink!

Farstow: Yea, that and your memory sucks too. Do a little CSI winescene and match up that fugly lipstick your wearin'.
by faralta September 23, 2006
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