winescream

Shortened version of wine and icecream, which are two sensory coping mechanisms used to deal with stressful situations. Their potency is doubled when used in tandem.

My head is wrecked from trying to deal with this situation, I think I'll have some winescream and come back to it later, feeling lighter and brighter!

by Bessieboo April 3, 2022

windstream

A horrible ISP with high latency, low quality of service, and constantly dropped connections. They ranked very poorly in a February 2013 FCC broadband report with the highest land-based ping (67ms) and slowest peak-time bandwidth speeds (81% of advertised bandwidth). They bought up landlines from companies such as Altell and D&E Communications. They prey on rural areas with no other choice for a land-based broadband service. If you can avoid this ISP, do not get Windstream.

Guest: "Wow you internet is slow."
Homeowner: "Yeah, it's because we have Windstream."

by zach9974 October 31, 2013