Wild Monkey

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While having sex with her legs on your shoulders, you deficate in your hand and then through it in her face.

The wild monkey was first developed in Michigan . It is the common practice of pooping in your hand while having sex and throwing it in her face.

Wild Monkey by Drake Johansen May 25, 2009

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wild monkey dance

when you have savage sex

lets g do the wild monkey dance

wild monkey dance by alan March 30, 2004

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wild-monkey sex

wild, crazy often loud sex. like can be seen when apes are mating. pretty much self-explanatory.

1."could u hear the neighbors last night?"

"who couldnt? they were havin crazy-money sex"

2. the kids were outta town so the parents had wild-monkey sex

wild-monkey sex by (:~revenge is sweet~:) June 11, 2006

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Wild Monkey Dance

Another term for 'da bonk.

Dawna: Hey man, I they're doin' the wild monkey dance up there...
Jamie: I'd be happy with a damn blumpkin.

Wild Monkey Dance by niteowl March 30, 2004

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Wild Monkey Love

The filter for the word "fuck" on www.Thewarcenter.com

You are such a wild monkey love

*Replace wild monkey love with fuck

Wild Monkey Love by Phade November 30, 2004

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wild monkey dance

Something I did last night

Last night I had sex with one of the 17 women I have fucked before, with my cock of 7 inches

wild monkey dance by Quicksand Jesus April 18, 2004

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Mad Wild Monkey Sex

To have rough sex for an extended length of time.

We will have mad wild monkey sex one day.

Mad Wild Monkey Sex by Empress Kikikens February 24, 2004

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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