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Wild Monkey

While having sex with her legs on your shoulders, you deficate in your hand and then through it in her face.
The wild monkey was first developed in Michigan . It is the common practice of pooping in your hand while having sex and throwing it in her face.
Wild Monkey by Drake Johansen May 25, 2009
Words you can keep

wild monkey dance 

lets g do the wild monkey dance
wild monkey dance by alan March 30, 2004

wild-monkey sex 

wild, crazy often loud sex. like can be seen when apes are mating. pretty much self-explanatory.
1."could u hear the neighbors last night?"

"who couldnt? they were havin crazy-money sex"

2. the kids were outta town so the parents had wild-monkey sex

Wild Monkey Dance 

Another term for 'da bonk.
Dawna: Hey man, I they're doin' the wild monkey dance up there...
Jamie: I'd be happy with a damn blumpkin.
Wild Monkey Dance by niteowl March 30, 2004

Wild Monkey Love

The filter for the word "fuck" on www.Thewarcenter.com
You are such a wild monkey love

*Replace wild monkey love with fuck
Wild Monkey Love by Phade November 30, 2004

wild monkey dance 

Last night I had sex with one of the 17 women I have fucked before, with my cock of 7 inches

Mad Wild Monkey Sex

To have rough sex for an extended length of time.
We will have mad wild monkey sex one day.
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