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Wifisexual
A new type of sexuality, much like being Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, etc. Except now, being Wifisexual is when you are so invested in the internet, that you can say you love it. And that you have a strong bond, deeming it as a close friend.
If you are Wifisexual, you often find yourself spending 8+ hours a day on the internet, primarily Tumblr, and could not live without it. The internet has also become a main part of your life. And if you could marry the internet, you would.
If you are Wifisexual, you often find yourself spending 8+ hours a day on the internet, primarily Tumblr, and could not live without it. The internet has also become a main part of your life. And if you could marry the internet, you would.
Survey: "What is your sexuality? Gay, Bisexual, Straight, Lesbian or Other. Please list what you are if you chose Other."
Me: "Other. I am wifisexual."
Me: "Other. I am wifisexual."
Wifisexual by J4keSully January 5, 2013
Related Words
wiisexual • Wifisexual • wilsexual • Winsexual • wisexual • Wissexuality • whi-sexual • WOOsexual • miisexual • Willsexual
wilsexual
where you in love with wilbur soot
"dude I think i'm wilsexal" said Lucas "what your in love with wilbur soot!" said Brandon "I am being defined as wilsexual" said Lucas
wilsexual by PensAndPens May 13, 2020
Wissexuality
The sexual attraction towards toxic masculinity.
Comes with a strong feeling of arousal towards toxic sociopaths and vile douchebags.
Comes with a strong feeling of arousal towards toxic sociopaths and vile douchebags.
Katy is such a wissexual, she only dates total jerks who treat her like shit, wissexuality is so weird.
Her intense wisssexuality made her see all his red flags as total goals.
“ nhab” said the wissexual thot as the sociopathic douchebag peed on her.
Her intense wisssexuality made her see all his red flags as total goals.
“ nhab” said the wissexual thot as the sociopathic douchebag peed on her.
Wissexuality by PoorAlgerian January 8, 2020
Warsexual
Warsexual is a sexuality that men named Sean usually have, its where you don't shut up about wanting too play Warzone while your cool friends are trying too level there World of Warcraft characters.
People who're usually Warsexual also have nasty fetishes, these are, but not limited too:
Acrotomophilia, Frotteurism, Necrophilia, Masochism, Scat, Demon girl and so forth.
People who're usually Warsexual also have nasty fetishes, these are, but not limited too:
Acrotomophilia, Frotteurism, Necrophilia, Masochism, Scat, Demon girl and so forth.
websexual
A person who spends so much time on the internet that they do not need, or have forgotten how to have sex with anyone and in extreme cases can totally forget all others
Young girl: Mom, sam wont sleep with me anymore.
Mother: well sarah im afraid he is now a websexual. Get a virus and upload it to his hard drive. And you can smash his computer too
Mother: well sarah im afraid he is now a websexual. Get a virus and upload it to his hard drive. And you can smash his computer too
websexual by Prophet Mech June 24, 2005
windsexual
windsexual by Sw1234 June 23, 2019
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