A new
type of sexuality, much
like being Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, etc. Except now, being Wifisexual is when you are so invested in the internet, that you can say you love it. And that you have a strong bond, deeming it as a close friend.
If you are Wifisexual, you often find yourself spending 8+ hours a
day on the internet, primarily Tumblr, and could not
live without it. The internet has also become a main part of your life. And if you could marry the internet, you would.
Survey: "What is your sexuality? Gay, Bisexual,
Straight, Lesbian or Other. Please list what
you are if you
chose Other."
Me: "Other. I am wifisexual."