by Sw1234 June 23, 2019
Get the windsexual mug.A new type of sexuality, much like being Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, etc. Except now, being Wifisexual is when you are so invested in the internet, that you can say you love it. And that you have a strong bond, deeming it as a close friend.
If you are Wifisexual, you often find yourself spending 8+ hours a day on the internet, primarily Tumblr, and could not live without it. The internet has also become a main part of your life. And if you could marry the internet, you would.
If you are Wifisexual, you often find yourself spending 8+ hours a day on the internet, primarily Tumblr, and could not live without it. The internet has also become a main part of your life. And if you could marry the internet, you would.
Survey: "What is your sexuality? Gay, Bisexual, Straight, Lesbian or Other. Please list what you are if you chose Other."
Me: "Other. I am wifisexual."
Me: "Other. I am wifisexual."
by J4keSully January 5, 2013
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I’m lindsexual because how attractive she is.
by I can make it go boom December 31, 2020
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"dude I think i'm wilsexal" said Lucas "what your in love with wilbur soot!" said Brandon "I am being defined as wilsexual" said Lucas
by PensAndPens May 13, 2020
Get the wilsexual mug.A windowsexual is a person who is attracted to windows, he/she likes to fuck a window.
Men: Men like to stick their DICKS into the window.
Women: Women like to stick the window into their vagina.
Men: Men like to stick their DICKS into the window.
Women: Women like to stick the window into their vagina.
Man: *enters bedroom*
*sees girlfriend getting fucked by a very sexy window*
Man: ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME WITH A FUCKING WINDOW!
Women: Oh god I'm so sorry that I let a window fuck me, he was too fucking hot.
Man: ARE YOU WINDOWSEXUAL!?
Women: I think so....
Man: *kills his girlfriend and then fucks the window*
*sees girlfriend getting fucked by a very sexy window*
Man: ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME WITH A FUCKING WINDOW!
Women: Oh god I'm so sorry that I let a window fuck me, he was too fucking hot.
Man: ARE YOU WINDOWSEXUAL!?
Women: I think so....
Man: *kills his girlfriend and then fucks the window*
by wq.bi October 24, 2019
Get the windowsexual mug.The sexual attraction towards toxic masculinity.
Comes with a strong feeling of arousal towards toxic sociopaths and vile douchebags.
Comes with a strong feeling of arousal towards toxic sociopaths and vile douchebags.
Katy is such a wissexual, she only dates total jerks who treat her like shit, wissexuality is so weird.
Her intense wisssexuality made her see all his red flags as total goals.
“ nhab” said the wissexual thot as the sociopathic douchebag peed on her.
Her intense wisssexuality made her see all his red flags as total goals.
“ nhab” said the wissexual thot as the sociopathic douchebag peed on her.
by PoorAlgerian January 8, 2020
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