A new type of sexuality, much like being Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, etc. Except now, being Wifisexual is when you are so invested in
the internet, that you can say
you love it. And that you have a strong bond, deeming it as a close friend.
If you are Wifisexual, you often find yourself spending 8+ hours a day on
the internet, primarily Tumblr, and could not live without it. The internet has also become a main part of your life. And if you could marry the internet, you would.