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Wiggums

The act of having a plumbing destroying bowl movement. The amount of fecal matter is so large that, if solid, will require the use of a poop knife to have any chance of being flushable. However, if the excrement is liquid, it most certainly will over flow the toilet. This act is most often committed at a friend or family member’s home or in a public facility.
Academy Sports Employee: “What did you do to the bathroom?!”
Customer: “Sorry guy, I was taking a Wiggums. You should probably call maintenance about the toilet.”
by Graham Wellington November 10, 2022
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Wiggums

A gaggle of bros that act as a wingmen for another bro. Can be found wearing sweet flannels, sick croakies, and most likely carrying their favorite lacrosse spoon at the bar.
"I have trouble sealing the deal by myself so I usually grab my wiggums for support." - Brendan Dunn
by Spenogrigio July 11, 2014
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Ralph Wiggums

A Majestic being called Ralph Wiggums, he was a president on s19 ep10, and becomes king later on in the show.
by love ralph wiggums May 9, 2022
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Chief Wiggum

An obese police officer that does a lousy job at protecting the town of Springfield.
Chief Wiggum: "Fat Tony is the cancer, and I am the...what cures cancer?"
by Deathgrind > you September 4, 2007
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Ralph Wiggum

Ralph: I won! I won!
Skinner: You didn't win anything, Ralph. This is to tell you you're failing English.
Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible!
by MoonKnight November 27, 2002
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Chief Wiggum

1) Real name: Clancy Wiggum. Springfield's police chief, see Simpsons. Known for his morbid obesity and bumbling police work. 2) An incompetent police officer, often consigned to mall security.
Oh Jesus, they got some Chief Wiggum of a former sherrif's deputy handling the graveyard shift at Central.
by LudwigVan November 11, 2003
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Ralph Wiggum

Moronic and 'special'. Enjoys the odd stuffed-animal parade or two.
"I'm special!"
"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose-bleeds if I kept my finger outta there!"
"Bushes are nice because they don't have prickers! Unless they do. This one did. Ouuuch...!"

<RalphW> I'm Idaho!
<Skinner> Yes, of course you are.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 15, 2003
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