A situation where the fine line in the middle is of the utmost importance because either extreme has a similar negative consequence. Derived from Cheif Wiggum on the Simpsons who tells his son as he sends Ralph off to summer camp "if you get a nose bleed, you're picking too much....or not enough."
I am in a Wiggum, I need to find the perfect medium or else I will fail.
by zdogZZZZZZZZZZZZ June 30, 2010
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Paycheck, pay voucher, wage's, pay envelope, payment for working.
When I get paid today.I'm going to the bank after work, and bust my Wiggum! (cash my paycheck)
by Philip Wadsworth November 15, 2006
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A funny phrase coined by the Simpsons character Ralph Wiggum.

Usually childish adolesent lines.

A famous band compiled certain Wiggumisms and sung the Ralph Wiggum song
Wiggumism include such greats as:
"I choo choo choose you"
"I broke my wookie"
"My doctor told me my nose wouldn't bleed so much if I kept my finger out of there"
by JacksterBaby April 25, 2007
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A gaggle of bros that act as a wingmen for another bro. Can be found wearing sweet flannels, sick croakies, and most likely carrying their favorite lacrosse spoon at the bar.
"I have trouble sealing the deal by myself so I usually grab my wiggums for support." - Brendan Dunn
by Spenogrigio July 11, 2014
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An obese police officer that does a lousy job at protecting the town of Springfield.
Chief Wiggum: "Fat Tony is the cancer, and I am the...what cures cancer?"
by Deathgrind > you August 28, 2007
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Ralph: I won! I won!
Skinner: You didn't win anything, Ralph. This is to tell you you're failing English.
Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible!
by MoonKnight November 27, 2002
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