Wiggum

A situation where the fine line in the middle is of the utmost importance because either extreme has a similar negative consequence. Derived from Cheif Wiggum on the Simpsons who tells his son as he sends Ralph off to summer camp "if you get a nose bleed, you're picking too much....or not enough."

I am in a Wiggum, I need to find the perfect medium or else I will fail.

Wiggum by zdogZZZZZZZZZZZZ July 5, 2010

Wiggum

Paycheck, pay voucher, wage's, pay envelope, payment for working.

When I get paid today.I'm going to the bank after work, and bust my Wiggum! (cash my paycheck)

Wiggum by Philip Wadsworth November 12, 2008

Wiggum

cuddly, sweet, friendly pet

The cat was a Wiggum

Wiggum by InTheSpotlight March 18, 2007

Wiggum

A line of tobacco; supposed to be lit then snorted while it’s burning

“Yo man, pass me a line of that Golden Virginia Wiggum’

Wiggum by mrarticulate May 12, 2018

Wiggum'd 

The act of extreme heart break.

As seen on a simpons valentines episode when Ralphs heart is broken by Lisa.

Omg he just Wiggum'd.. (boys heart breaks with facial expressions of pain and sadness).

Claire wiggum'd when her ex told her he no longer loves her.

Wiggum'd by Paulbagg February 10, 2020

Wiggum (n.) 

After the Simpsons character Ralph Wiggum, used to describe a wide-eyed individual who remains happily unaware of their own ignorance. Not only can this person not stay focused on the task at hand (typically caused by a self-imposed distraction or mishap), but also, the person may not fully understand the task at hand... or reality in general. Explaining to the individual the error of their ways is futile for this reason, as the mistakes they make are based on the fact that they are not aware of the most basic things in life which are acceptable or not acceptable to do.

Wiggum (n.): "Did he really just use the word 'unpossible' with a straight face?! That guy is such a wiggum."

Wiggum (n.) by king_e_dawg October 27, 2010

Chief Wiggum 

An obese police officer that does a lousy job at protecting the town of Springfield.

Chief Wiggum: "Fat Tony is the cancer, and I am the...what cures cancer?"

Chief Wiggum by Deathgrind > you September 4, 2007