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The act of having a plumbing destroying bowl movement. The amount of fecal matter is so large that, if solid, will require the use of a poop knife to have any chance of being flushable. However, if the excrement is liquid, it most certainly will over flow the toilet. This act is most often committed at a friend or family member’s home or in a public facility.
Academy Sports Employee: “What did you do to the bathroom?!”
Customer: “Sorry guy, I was taking a Wiggums. You should probably call maintenance about the toilet.”
Wiggums by Graham Wellington November 10, 2022
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A gaggle of bros that act as a wingmen for another bro. Can be found wearing sweet flannels, sick croakies, and most likely carrying their favorite lacrosse spoon at the bar.
"I have trouble sealing the deal by myself so I usually grab my wiggums for support." - Brendan Dunn
Wiggums by Spenogrigio July 11, 2014

Ralph Wiggums 

A Majestic being called Ralph Wiggums, he was a president on s19 ep10, and becomes king later on in the show.
such a amazing guy, Ralph wiggums

Chief Wiggum 

An obese police officer that does a lousy job at protecting the town of Springfield.
Chief Wiggum: "Fat Tony is the cancer, and I am the...what cures cancer?"
Chief Wiggum by Deathgrind > you September 4, 2007

Ralph Wiggum 

Ralph: I won! I won!
Skinner: You didn't win anything, Ralph. This is to tell you you're failing English.
Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible!
Ralph Wiggum by MoonKnight November 27, 2002

Chief Wiggum 

1) Real name: Clancy Wiggum. Springfield's police chief, see Simpsons. Known for his morbid obesity and bumbling police work. 2) An incompetent police officer, often consigned to mall security.
Oh Jesus, they got some Chief Wiggum of a former sherrif's deputy handling the graveyard shift at Central.
Chief Wiggum by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

Ralph Wiggum 

Moronic and 'special'. Enjoys the odd stuffed-animal parade or two.
"I'm special!"
"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose-bleeds if I kept my finger outta there!"
"Bushes are nice because they don't have prickers! Unless they do. This one did. Ouuuch...!"

<RalphW> I'm Idaho!
<Skinner> Yes, of course you are.