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Ralph: I won! I won!
Skinner: You didn't win anything, Ralph. This is to tell you you're failing English.
Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible!
by MoonKnight November 27, 2002
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Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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MY HOMEBOY

eats paste!!!

Provider of great quotes!!!
I ate my caps!! (explodes) ooh!!
My cats breath smells like cat food!!!
It says Choo Choo Choose me... and theres a picture of a train!!
by paste eater October 20, 2004
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Moronic and 'special'. Enjoys the odd stuffed-animal parade or two.
"I'm special!"
"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose-bleeds if I kept my finger outta there!"
"Bushes are nice because they don't have prickers! Unless they do. This one did. Ouuuch...!"

<RalphW> I'm Idaho!
<Skinner> Yes, of course you are.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 15, 2003
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The greatest character in the Simpsons (Except Duffman). He also has the best Phrases.
I bent my Wookie!
My daddy shoots people!
Hi! Super Nintendo Chalmers!
I'm Learnding!
by sam May 12, 2004
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a retarded person. ... ... ..
"Miss Hoover, I stuck my finger up my nose and some of my brains came out."
by Dave Smith January 27, 2005
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