wifeass

The soft, rounded rear end of a married woman. Ideal for patting by her husband and/or lover(s). A milf may have a wifeass, but those who have a wifeass are not necessarily a milf.

I was at Target and I saw the sweetest, roundest wifeass ever.

by DoraAlgos August 21, 2011

wiseass

A person who demonstrates his or her pompous nature by spewing sarcastic comments that are uncalled for in any given situation.

Farmer Bob: Looks like rain.
Cousin Ed: You figured that out all by yourself, huh?
Farmer Bob: Shut up, wiseass.

by mikeysfbay July 14, 2008

wideass

Referring to someone who has gotten their asshole penetrated so many times that it is permanently wide. Referring to a gay person or a slut, or just a person who says something that is stupid.

He is a real wideass for the ridiculous comment that he said.

by johnnyz/mj November 9, 2009

Wipeass

When you are unable to wipe your own ass

Thomas: Have you seen Jenny on the nudist beach?
Joe: Yeah man, shes pretty Wipeass

by Armard May 11, 2018

wiseass

A term often taken out of context and used by dumbasses to refer to smart (generally older people who feel they're entitled to being "intelligent").

Kid*says something super smart and well though out*
Old Person with an iq of 70:dOn'T Be A wIsEaSs
Kid:Don't be a dumbass
*insert supa hot fire meme*

by Necrozma Beam October 21, 2020

wiseassness

mikey p

i miss your wiseassness

by fjad July 15, 2011

wifeyssz

wifeyssz is a little queer who runs plays nothing but genshin 24/7

wow! wifeyssz really has no life!

by queers101 April 21, 2021