Wipeass

When you are unable to wipe your own ass

Thomas: Have you seen Jenny on the nudist beach?
Joe: Yeah man, shes pretty Wipeass

by Armard May 11, 2018

wifeass

The soft, rounded rear end of a married woman. Ideal for patting by her husband and/or lover(s). A milf may have a wifeass, but those who have a wifeass are not necessarily a milf.

I was at Target and I saw the sweetest, roundest wifeass ever.

by DoraAlgos August 21, 2011

wiseass

A person who demonstrates his or her pompous nature by spewing sarcastic comments that are uncalled for in any given situation.

Farmer Bob: Looks like rain.
Cousin Ed: You figured that out all by yourself, huh?
Farmer Bob: Shut up, wiseass.

by mikeysfbay July 14, 2008

wideass

Referring to someone who has gotten their asshole penetrated so many times that it is permanently wide. Referring to a gay person or a slut, or just a person who says something that is stupid.

He is a real wideass for the ridiculous comment that he said.

by johnnyz/mj November 9, 2009

Wet Wipe Ass Syndrome

When you wipe your ass with a wet wipe, and the shit is still there then dries up causing a irritating itchiness that demands that you take a seat somewhere and scratch the shit out onto you underwear causing you to say that it was all worth it

Uh man got that damn Wet Wipe Ass Syndrome. Why did i have to use that damn wet wipe to wipe my ass when dry paper is good enough. Never again

by alaskanhybrid October 22, 2009

wiseass

A term often taken out of context and used by dumbasses to refer to smart (generally older people who feel they're entitled to being "intelligent").

Kid*says something super smart and well though out*
Old Person with an iq of 70:dOn'T Be A wIsEaSs
Kid:Don't be a dumbass
*insert supa hot fire meme*

by Necrozma Beam October 21, 2020

wiseassness

mikey p

i miss your wiseassness

by fjad July 15, 2011