wiseass

A person who demonstrates his or her pompous nature by spewing sarcastic comments that are uncalled for in any given situation.

Farmer Bob: Looks like rain.
Cousin Ed: You figured that out all by yourself, huh?
Farmer Bob: Shut up, wiseass.

by mikeysfbay July 14, 2008

wiseass

A term often taken out of context and used by dumbasses to refer to smart (generally older people who feel they're entitled to being "intelligent").

Kid*says something super smart and well though out*
Old Person with an iq of 70:dOn'T Be A wIsEaSs
Kid:Don't be a dumbass
*insert supa hot fire meme*

by Necrozma Beam October 21, 2020

wifeass

The soft, rounded rear end of a married woman. Ideal for patting by her husband and/or lover(s). A milf may have a wifeass, but those who have a wifeass are not necessarily a milf.

I was at Target and I saw the sweetest, roundest wifeass ever.

by DoraAlgos August 21, 2011

wise ass

one who needs to prove how much they know on a regular basis by commenting about how right they are regardless the topic of discussion

1. Lee Callender
2. Lee stop talking you wise ass

by SBDixson September 14, 2008

wideass

Referring to someone who has gotten their asshole penetrated so many times that it is permanently wide. Referring to a gay person or a slut, or just a person who says something that is stupid.

He is a real wideass for the ridiculous comment that he said.

by johnnyz/mj November 9, 2009

Wipeass

When you are unable to wipe your own ass

Thomas: Have you seen Jenny on the nudist beach?
Joe: Yeah man, shes pretty Wipeass

by Armard May 11, 2018

Wise-Ass

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Wise-ism #246: When traveling to a foreign country, don't celebrate your patriotism by rocking old school american flag t-shirts and ripped levis. Only a Wise-Ass would do that.

by Jillian M. Kelleher August 25, 2006