A teenage girl who insists on using her Myspace to show just how "scene" and "emo" she is by taking multiple pictures of them with immense eye makeup, revealing shirts, and her hands usually in the shape of a peace sign or gun. Her page also consists of her music section including thousands of bands that she has only listened to once in her life and claims to be her "fav", in addition to large amounts of cartoons involving classic depressed phrases and pictures.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods