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Whoroscope 

A prediction of how many dicks that a thot will please tonight based on her zodiac sign
Hey, Jenny, did you see your whoroscope? Better stock up on birth control!
Whoroscope by Atheistzilla November 12, 2014

Whoresome 

Adj. Something both whorey and wholesome
-Wow that's kind of a whoresome meme.
-That girl over there is totally whoresome! 10/10 would bang!
Whoresome by HeyItsMj May 24, 2018

Whoreopotamus 

A very large person who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse, usually for money.
The back of that whoreopotamus' neck looks like a pack of hotdogs, just like Oprah!
Whoreopotamus by tjb2 March 25, 2010
1. A male child born of a prostitute.
Goddamit, Richard is such a whoreson!
whoreson by Mon April 8, 2005

whoroscope 

A prediction of someone's asstrologically influenced future with respect to getting some action from a dirty sloot.
Cdog and D-Tox checked their respective whoroscopes before hitting the town that night... another late night poutine at ESD was written in the stars.
whoroscope by Jizzones April 28, 2004

Danny Worsnop 

Lead singer of Asking Alexandria who is known to be an epic sex god. Danny Worsnop's vocabulary consists of bitch, fuck, pussy, cunt, etc. You fuck with Danny Worsnop, don't expect to get out alive.
"Did you listen to that Asking Alexandria song? Danny Worsnop's vocals are fucking amazing!"
Danny Worsnop by LalalaSpongebob December 30, 2011
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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