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whompum by Sir Awesome November 22, 2007
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whompum
n. whompum, v. to make whompum
this poo has more to do with taking a wet dump when one is hungover. it can also be a massive exercise of "dropping your demons" after a cheesestake or spicy enchiladas. Sometimes, whompums are similar to Study Butt which is a nasty combination of caffeine, stress, and no sleep. Whompum used to be used as a San Franciscan currency.
from the Apache word of WHOMPOMM
see FIREWATER.
this poo has more to do with taking a wet dump when one is hungover. it can also be a massive exercise of "dropping your demons" after a cheesestake or spicy enchiladas. Sometimes, whompums are similar to Study Butt which is a nasty combination of caffeine, stress, and no sleep. Whompum used to be used as a San Franciscan currency.
from the Apache word of WHOMPOMM
see FIREWATER.
Bear Claw wanted to make whompum very much. But squaw, Dances with Diarrhea, was in his teepee. So he pinched it off. Last of the Mylanta was nearby and she cried a tear of sorrow.
whompum by Hunter N 4 June 1, 2007
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whompum • whompus • whompus cat • Whompompom • whompuss cat • wompum • cock wompum • deli whompus • kaddi whompus • Katty-Whompus
kitty whompus
Bob: My car got totally smashed on my way to the mall yesterday...
Bill: Yeah, i can tell. I mean the bumper is absolutely kitty whompus.
Bill: Yeah, i can tell. I mean the bumper is absolutely kitty whompus.
kitty whompus by S master kizzle August 13, 2008
Whompus
whompuss cat
whompuss cat by Uncle Grimpuss March 23, 2016
Katty-Whompus
You people who don't know how to drive in the snow, that get out there and get all katty-whompus and sideways in the street, just need to stay at home.
Katty-Whompus by ThaKaptin February 11, 2014
whompus
Any man or woman of an obese and sexually frustrated nature with triple chins and a jacrank attitude.
whompus by Lolita & Herb November 3, 2006
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