whompum

similar to puttin' it on 'em.

lettin' 'em have it.

conquering all.

You got your ass whomped.

We are out here whompin' 'em.

Straight up whompum.

whompum by Sir Awesome November 22, 2007

whompum

n. whompum, v. to make whompum

this poo has more to do with taking a wet dump when one is hungover. it can also be a massive exercise of "dropping your demons" after a cheesestake or spicy enchiladas. Sometimes, whompums are similar to Study Butt which is a nasty combination of caffeine, stress, and no sleep. Whompum used to be used as a San Franciscan currency.

from the Apache word of WHOMPOMM
see FIREWATER.

Bear Claw wanted to make whompum very much. But squaw, Dances with Diarrhea, was in his teepee. So he pinched it off. Last of the Mylanta was nearby and she cried a tear of sorrow.

whompum by Hunter N 4 June 1, 2007

kitty whompus 

adj.
used to describe an object that is unintentionally tilted to the side

Bob: My car got totally smashed on my way to the mall yesterday...
Bill: Yeah, i can tell. I mean the bumper is absolutely kitty whompus.

kitty whompus by S master kizzle August 13, 2008

Whompus 

The most badass mothafucka on the planet and the biggest boss around. affiliated with the diesels

mark- wow, frank just boned 3 chicks at once
susie- he is such a whompus!

Whompus by WC>SF October 23, 2010

whompuss cat 

A tree dwelling wook that hails from the Russell Fork River.

Don't trust a Whompuss Cat with your stuff he will lose it.

whompuss cat by Uncle Grimpuss March 23, 2016

Katty-Whompus 

Crazy, not exactly right, messed up, fucked up, a little off

You people who don't know how to drive in the snow, that get out there and get all katty-whompus and sideways in the street, just need to stay at home.

Katty-Whompus by ThaKaptin February 11, 2014

whompus 

Any man or woman of an obese and sexually frustrated nature with triple chins and a jacrank attitude.

Did you see that fuckin' whompus cut me off?

whompus by Lolita & Herb November 3, 2006