Whompus 

The most badass mothafucka on the planet and the biggest boss around. affiliated with the diesels

mark- wow, frank just boned 3 chicks at once
susie- he is such a whompus!

Whompus by WC>SF October 23, 2010

whompus 

Any man or woman of an obese and sexually frustrated nature with triple chins and a jacrank attitude.

Did you see that fuckin' whompus cut me off?

whompus by Lolita & Herb November 3, 2006

Whompus 

A vagina with balls
also see chompus...

Dude, that dyke over there has a whompus!

Whompus by jamesantwaanmcguel January 24, 2008

whompus 

its a substitution for any word you dont want to say, like when there's a teacher around and you dont want to get in trouble. it can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, etc.

"haha you have a small whompus!" , "I'll whack off your whompus if you don't shut up!"

whompus by cat~cat November 23, 2009

Whompus 

An elongated blunt object used to beat the living crap out of someone/something. The more unusual the object is, the more worthy of the term. Ceremonial whompi (plural form) are used specifically toward the destruction of anything festive in nature, such as Christmas Lawn ornaments.

Holy Shit!! Did you just see that lunatic hit that mall Santa over the head with that gigantic whompus? It looked like the knobby end of a hat rack painted black.

Whompus by Rutegar BoB September 6, 2012

Whompus 

Humungus balls, Dick

Man Devon has a big, fat whompus.

Whompus by anonymous November 5, 2021

whompus cat 

a big nasty hairy stretched cooter

jethro: hey leroy your mom has a whompus cat.

leroy: how do u jethro?

jethro: cause i was in it last night!

whompus cat by jethro and leroy March 2, 2009