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Whitesell Worthy 

A pun so hilarious and or stupid that even Mr. Dave Whitesell himself would say. Garrenteed to get a pity laugh.
"Enough of this bolshevicks, stop stalin!" -Boy
"Oh that is a whitesell worthy quote!"-Girl
Whitesell Worthy by Scuppers11 November 15, 2011

Whitwell 

The shittiest place around.
Full of country hicks, no good meth addicts.
Home of the awful.
Hali - I live in Whitwell.

Burgundee - No way, that place is shit!
Whitwell by hhorror June 29, 2011

Whitwell 

The state of being so impossibly backwards and inbred that you make the rednecks from Deliverance and the cannibals from The Hills Have Eyes seem like normal functioning members of society.
Gary - Did you hear about that guy who was arrested in Alabama for fucking his neighbor's livestock?

Steve - How very Whitwell of him to do that.
Whitwell by Platocrates February 8, 2019

Whittell 

Located in South Lake Tahoe, NV. Whittell is a school of cocky athletes who cannot accept that they constantly lose. Home to the lame Red and Yellow knockoff song. Whittell's volleyball team lost their senior game to neighboring Incline, and they never got over it.
Who owns the lake? Definitely not Whittell. It's all about Incline.
Whittell by IVVVV October 27, 2011

The Whetsell Effect 

When your math teacher teaches you a new equation, than teaches it to you in reverse.
Teacher: And that’s how you solve these new problems.
Me: Uhh! How could this get any worse!
Teacher: Now let’s do it in reverse!
Me: Crap! The Whetsell Effect is the worst!

Whitesell 

Of German origin.
Neo-nazi Reagan lovers who will kill every communist on earth.
David: "Don't talk about redistribution of wealth, there's a Whitesell over there!"
Whitesell by Happy Trees January 1, 2012