whitnelle

The most Realistic and Loyal person you'll ever meet, but don't cross her because she'll cut your ass out in a Heartbeat. She's one of a kind and has a heart of Gold, with Beauty that matches...

You better get you a Whitnelle, in your life.

by MochaSunKissed November 23, 2021

Wintellectual

A portmanteau of wit and intellectual. A wintellectual is a person who is in possession of both wit and intellect. It's a rare combination of human traits usually found in people who are either homosexuals; or heterosexuals who have experimented with homosexuality. They usually have a huge fan following on social networking sites like Facebook and Twitter and are often quoted by dullards and lesser beings for the purpose of getting laid. Wintellectuals are immensely erudite and articulate and have so much gravitas about them that every time they fart, it causes their fanboys to fap furiously.

Benjamin (Political Philosophy student at Oxford): Did you read Stephen Fry's amusing article in The Guardian about women and sexuality?

Maximus (Oriental Studies student at SOAS): Oh yes. I happen to follow him on Twitter. He tweeted a link to that. Must say he is one wintellectual ass bandit. fap fap fap.

by Grandmaster UZ December 3, 2010

Winelle

Slang term used to describe the romance or showmance between two contestants, Will Kirby and Janelle Pierzina on the All-Star season of the popular reality show, 'Big Brother'. Both were on previous seasons of Big Brother. The internet fans came up with the name due to the relationship the couple formed in and outside the house.

Fans of Will and Janelle STILL argue about whether Winelle was real or not.

by Coolio07 October 24, 2007

Whitnee

The most attractive girl you will ever meet. She's probably a lesbian, but everyone's in love with her. She's creative, and amazing in bed. AMAZING in bed.

That's whitnee.

by Eskimo34 August 10, 2010

Whiteley

To either purposely spill one's beer or to accidentally spill someone's beer.
Also to take an hour long shower were the person most likely will be jacking off.

Jesus, are you whiteleying your beer!

by The Red Hat Kid August 30, 2006

Whitnall

A girl who likes to be spanked with fresh water salmon while going down on a chode. Also referred to as a chobe.

Went round Victoria's the other night, she was having an orgy and behaving like a right Whitnall! Shes so dirty!

by Newts January 18, 2008

Whitrolled

An unintended Rick Roll on a large scale due to a copy and paste error.

Meg Whitman's 2010 California Governor campaign spokesperson sent out a tweet leaving off the last digit of the bit.ly url to a video where a Sheriff endorses Whitman. Changing the shortened url took all of her followers to a cross dressing japanese guitar player performing a solo wearing a pink tutu. They were all Whitrolled. You can't make this stuff up.

by micha3lbritt November 1, 2010