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Whitwell 

The shittiest place around.
Full of country hicks, no good meth addicts.
Home of the awful.
Hali - I live in Whitwell.

Burgundee - No way, that place is shit!
Whitwell by hhorror June 29, 2011

Whitwell 

The state of being so impossibly backwards and inbred that you make the rednecks from Deliverance and the cannibals from The Hills Have Eyes seem like normal functioning members of society.
Gary - Did you hear about that guy who was arrested in Alabama for fucking his neighbor's livestock?

Steve - How very Whitwell of him to do that.
Whitwell by Platocrates February 8, 2019
Much like pluck. Look up the word pluck. Pretty much a young child boy ho is scared of girls except blood relatives. Small, scrawny, skinny.
For example: "He is such a Whittel pluck!!!"
Whittel by Jaggerr and Coltaaan January 12, 2009

whitsell 

she is such a whitsell
whitsell by tooooooman November 18, 2017

Whitellablaphobia 

The fear of people who's skin is black.
That person looks like he has whitellablaphobia.

Whitetellin 

Retelling of an event done in such a way that tries to distance the person in from culpability, to the point where they try to appear the victim.
Manager: "Becky was crying when she came in and told me you snapped on her and was aggressive when she asked you to help her with the project."

Co-worker: Becky is Whitetellin again. She demanded I do the project myself, and when I reminded her that it was suppose to be done by her, and that she was not my manager, she began to yell at me and told me she was gonna tell you that I was aggressive with her."
Whitetellin by K.M.H.B June 11, 2021