whitize 

To change the spelling or pronounciation of your name to sound more anglican.
To purposely choose a name for your kids that can easily be pronounced.

Ex.

Friend 1: What are you naming your daughter?
Friend 2: Hoda
Friend 1: WTF, no one can pronounce that. You need to whitize the name.
Friend 2: What you suggest?
Friend 1: Sarah

whitize by CUPE3902 May 13, 2015

whitizushi 

A type of sushi that is prepared in a way so it is more appealing to a baka gaijin.

Whitizushi are always urimaki rolls, which have rice on the outside and nori (seaweed) hidden away on the inside. This because most gaijin will refuse to knowingly eat anything containing seaweed. But what fully distinguishes whitizushi from regular urimaki is its unconventional ingredients such as avocado or american mayonnaise as well as ridiculous non-japanese names such as "California roll", "Dragon Roll" or "Spider Roll".

Baka gaijin: "I'm hungry, let's get some sushi. I feel like California rolls."
Gaikokujin: "Oh, you're a fan of whitizushi?"
Baka gaijin: "Is that what it's called?"
Gaikokujin: "...Yes! California rolls, Spider Rolls, Dragon Rolls, those are all called whitizushi."
Baka gaijin: "Wow, that's so cool! I know a Japanese word now. I'm so worldly."

whitizushi by GAWII July 16, 2009

Whitikers 

Derived from the phrase "WTF". It's designed to be a less explicit way to express disbelief in a conversation. It is more commonly used in comedic situations rather than serious ones.

Person A: You heard about John hooking up with Lucy last night??
Person B: WHITIKERS! When did that happen!?

Whitikers by BigBallin101 July 19, 2011

Tighty-whities 

Super soft and comfortable white briefs commonly worn by boys and men if they love them so much.

If you’re going to high school, don’t wear them and if you do, don’t get caught wearing them. You can and will get more than you bargained for. If you get caught wearing them, the following can happen:
-Wedgies (regular, extremely painful massive, hanging and atomic)
-Swirlies
-Being pantsed (sometimes in front of your crush and her friends)
-Having your clothes taken and being forced to run around the school in your tighty whities while everyone records you on their phones so they can put it on their Snapchat story.

So wear boxers while going to high school or wear tighty whities if you’re okay with that the following list^^^

Tighty-whities are very soft and comfortable white briefs I used to enjoy wearing.

I wore tighty whities every day until I was in high school. While changing in gym, the cool boxer wearing guys saw my tighty whities and immediately ran over to me and gave me the worst Wedgie imaginable followed by a swirly.

Later on while going to tell my crush who was out of my league how I feel, the same guys pull down my pants, revealing my tighty whities and she was staring at my tighty whities while I was also having a boner.

After that, my shirt was removed and taken along with my pants and the guys forced me to run around the entire school in my tighty whities while everyone laughed as they watched and filmed me on their phones. I looked on Snapchat later and saw many put it on their story.

Tighty-whities by CwissyHolotoe October 30, 2019

spankin' whitie 

1. The act of hitting a golf ball with a golf club.

2. Playing a round of golf.

"Yo man I got 18 reasons to be spankin' whitie."

"I broke 70 spankin' whitie today."

"Yo man I got 18 reasons to be spankin' whitie."

"I broke 70 spankin' whitie today."

spankin' whitie by mahalojo May 3, 2010

Tighty Whities

These are underwear also known as briefs, usually white and is quite popular style of underwear. Although, when you go into high school it can sometimes be view as uncool but this is a rare event. I went into high school wearing white briefs and didn't get anything embarrassing happen to me. In the rare event you do go to a school where 'tighty whities' aren't approved off you can expect frequent wedgies, some spankings and most of all being pantsed to expose your briefs to the public, usually always happens during gym class/PE.

"Hey look! He is wearing Tighty Whities lets get him!"

"Today in school after gym I was hung by my Tighty Whities on a large hook and given a huge Hanging Wedgie. This was followed by Spanking and a Swirly which didn't feel too good at all."

"I usually wear tighty whities because they are the most comfortable underwear and the girls like them."

Tighty Whities by Barlat May 1, 2014

Poop your tighty whities 

When you don't have anything to contribute to the conversation at hand or you are incapable of carrying a conversation.

Logan: Hi buddy! How are you?
Jenna: Poop your tighty whities! Hehehe.
Logan: Ok *leaves*

Poop your tighty whities by Zyan Rhang November 4, 2021