whitzel

A person who keeps house. They are affectionate and curious. They are innocent of the bad in the world and only look for the good in people. Although they are gentle, they can be tough as nails at times and are occasionally athletic.

Wow, wouldn't I like to be with that Whitzel girl.

by JNBlade October 8, 2017

Witzelsucht

Someone with the crippling addiction of saying puns all day.

<Man1> Looks like Jerry has a case of Witzelsucht...

<Man2> Fucking legend.

by thdude21619 August 3, 2016

weitzel

A beautiful and majestic female sex god. Like a fine wine, The Weitzel only gets better (and by better I mean hornier/sexier) with age. Though the Weitzel has slept with nearly every creature with a ding-a-ling on the planet, it is near impossible to reproduce and spawn another gorgeous W.I.L.F. It is said in legend that only one man, one big balled man, who has unthinkably godly sized balls, huge balls, Adimantium infused wreckingball size balls, dangling hairy balls, balls that probably make your balls look like chicken shit pussies, balls so ginormous they have the power to move objects, is capable of recreating the WILF. Though sir #### valiantly tried to reproduce with the “W.I.L.F,” the offspring resulted in an awkward disaster. Thus, we can only hope that the stunningly large testicled man of legend will one day meet his destiny and smash the W.I.L.F, and keep these near extinct species alive and poofing and cob-webbing (excreting a powder-like substance from one of several orifices which in it younger stages are thought to have once contained liquid, which dried and condensed into a light powdery substance, much like baby powder.)

Guy 1: WOOO I just had the kinkiest sex with the weitzel
Guy 2: so did I.
Every Guy on earth: So did we.
Every species of mammel: So did we.
Every organism on earth: So did we.
Every extra-terrestrial life form: So did we.
Every unborn fetus: So did we
Chuck norris: So did I
O.G. Mudbone: So did I, but my d was too small, that thangs stretched like a bih.

by massive ball horse dick mc.gee October 16, 2011

weitzel

A.K.A. the W.I.L.F ( weitzel id like to f*ck.) An old re-dinky-donky-ulously saggy tittied female. One whose breasts resemble two pale garbage bags filled with pudding or some other form of goo which droop bellow its waist line (especially when it wears its natural attire, of no bra.) The vaginal cavity of the wilf is encrusted with powder and spider webs, the wilf is a slut and a man’s “best nightmare ;).” The wilf prefers facials, anal, facials, sex, facials, penis, facials, and facials. Don’t approach one unless you wish to be fucked on site in a cave for many days, the cave being its anus.

yum weitzel queef poof on my babies bottom.

by poofy nigga October 17, 2011

Whitelist

A list of subjects (mostly people) allowed to join something or do something. This term is widely used in IT.
Now some bitch ass activists consider it racist so it's gonna be replaced with allowlist (what a bullshit) on some places (new Linux kernel for example)

Sorry, you are not on the whitelist for this party.

by imasudoer September 11, 2020

wronghole whitelock

To do a wronghole whitelock is to accidently insert your manhood into an orifice of the female (or male!!) body that is nor designed to receive such a present

'oh alex' said zoe. 'i think you have just done a wronghole whitelock'

by Big Dave November 10, 2004

Whiteline

Creating your own lane between 2 cars that are in separate lanes to get past them.

I was cutting up on the highway earlier and hit a tight whiteline.

by Baltimore Bipper May 9, 2021